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We did British icons at college today :)
I messed up his eye a little bit still ver happy with the drawing
i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie
(made with this)
SBI
Phil: I think we're missing something.
Wilbur: Teamwork?
Techno: Cohesion?
Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)
Techno: How does Wilbur look?
Tommy: A little better than you, actually.
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Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: No, it’s not you.
Techno: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: It’s not you either.
Tommy: Is it me, Phil?
Phil:
Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?
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Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Techno: I personally was created in a lab.
Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?
Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Phil: And...?
Wilbur: I got Tommy.
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Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?
Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Phil: *Gently taps table*
Wilbur: *Taps back*
Tommy: What are they doing?
Techno: Morse code.
Phil: *Aggressively taps table*
Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?
Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?
Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Bee Dou
Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Tubbo: A theif.
Ranboo: Thief?
Tubbo: Theif.
Ranboo: I before E, except after C.
Tubbo: Thceif.
Ranboo: No.
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Tubbo: I made tea.
Ranboo: I don’t want tea.
Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?
Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.
Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ranboo: What did you do?
Tubbo: Nobody died.
Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ranboo: Sentences.
Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.
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Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Ranboo: Thank you
Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing
Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Tubbo: Change is inedible.
Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Ranboo: You bet!
Tubbo: At what temperature?
Ranboo: 535.
Tubbo: That's the clock.
Ranboo:
Tubbo:
Ranboo: 536.
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Chuckle Sandwich
Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!
Ted: How are you feeling?
Schlatt: Fine.
Charlie: Something personal!
Ted: At what age did you first get your period?
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(The squad is trying to con some random guy)
Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Ted: We need money!
Charlie: You're scamming him?
Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Charlie: What?! No way!
Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!
Schlatt: Hey guys
Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Schlatt: I wanna steal
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Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted
Schlatt: Fine.
Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Charlie: Hey Ted,
Ted: Yes?
Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ted:
Ted: Where’s Schlatt?
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Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Ted: Schlatt!
Charlie: 63 cents.
Schlatt: I'll take the money.
Ted: SCHLATT!!!
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Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?
Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.
Schlatt: *sighs*
Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Ted, amazed: Wow...
Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?
Ted: I don't know.
Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?
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Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?
Charlie: You two can’t swim?
Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?
Charlie: my time and effort.
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Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?
Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ted: What?
Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.
Ted: Oh, okay.
Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Schlatt: The cow???
Ted: What?
Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?
The avians of minecraft
Also know as: the squawk
(Click for better quality)
I can't believe I'm finally adding this
:'(
I forgot to add DreamXD
🎶Our little army boy
Is coming home from B.F.P.O.
I've a bunch of purple flowers
To decorate mammy's hero
Mourning in the aerodrome
The weather warmer, he is colder
Four men in uniform
To carry home my little soldier🎶
🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a politician)
But he never had a proper education
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a father)
But he never even made it to his twenties
What a waste
Army dreamers
Oh, what a waste of
Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶
🎶Our little army boy
Is coming home from B.F.P.O.
I've a bunch of purple flowers
To decorate mammy's hero
Mourning in the aerodrome
The weather warmer, he is colder
Four men in uniform
To carry home my little soldier🎶
🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a politician)
But he never had a proper education
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a father)
But he never even made it to his twenties
What a waste
Army dreamers
Oh, what a waste of
Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶
🎶Our little army boy
Is coming home from B.F.P.O.
I've a bunch of purple flowers
To decorate mammy's hero
Mourning in the aerodrome
The weather warmer, he is colder
Four men in uniform
To carry home my little soldier🎶
🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a politician)
But he never had a proper education
(What could he do?)
(Should have been a father)
But he never even made it to his twenties
What a waste
Army dreamers
Oh, what a waste of
Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶
Sorry about the lack of wings and hat,But it literally put me to sleep over doing it...
Sorry about the lack of wings and hat,But it literally put me to sleep over doing it...
LOOK AT THIS ART!!! ITS REALLY FUCKING SICK!!!
Kind of a follow up picture to the last one, that I finally got around to finishing, it's been a while since I started it. I felt like I wanted to do more but my wrists are killing me from just pushing to finish it, so now I'm gonna take a break and here ya go until the next time lol
COOL ART COOL ART!!
I love Philza's lore, it's always so great to watch. Anyways here ya go, Philza's possession.
MCYT - Winter
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I don't have an answer as to where I gathered my inspiration for this render, nor why I chose these specific characters for the piece. Cheesy to say, I chose the song "Winter" by Tori Amos because of the upcoming holidays and the current season. For my decision in character usage, I guess I wanted to depict the children or youngest of the SMP in reference to a scene from the music video. Though, I admit, I did not conduct any research on the ages or canonical families I have depicted here. All I know is that canonically, Wilbur and Tubbo are children of Ph1LzA, Tommy is Tubbo's best friend, and Fundy is the son of Wilbur. Clearly, the dynamic is pictured incorrectly, but when I thought of using different characters, I was not satisfied. Anyway, I used Phil's character as the main one in this depiction for obvious reasons now that I have explained somewhat.
The artist wrote this song in dedication to her father. Winter is a metaphor referring to her childhood and she gets nostalgic thinking about her past. For Amos, it was a time where she could trust entirely in her father's strength. She would use her father's strength to give herself confidence, and with that confidence, she runs deeper into the snow. However, another girl bullies her and trips her. It is then that her father tells her to believe in and stand up for herself because he will not always be around to protect her. Her father would explain to her that she would need confidence in herself in order to face the changes that will occur in life. He wishes for his daughter to understand how time flies by and how it is important to believe in yourself and know who you are before it is too late. Vaguely speaking, the "white horses" refer to one's dreams. Amos says she would not need self-confidence because her father gives her confidence, but he responds in saying that things change. He might not always be around depending on the circumstances because life happens.
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Concert piano rig @ Mike (mine-imator forums; made additional edits)
Lily of the valley vector - https://minecraft-earth.fandom.com/wiki/Lily_of_the_Valley
Snowy background - https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/unfocused-winter-landscape-with-snowflakes_6029361.htm
Ph1LzA @ 29halos
Arctic Ph1LzA @ User3507716G
Wilbur Soot @ Trazzie
TommyInnit @ Cornygenixyt
Tubbo @ honkkarl
Fundy @ Gnasez
*Note that the designers of the skins were found on Planet Minecraft.*
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Ph1LzA, Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Tubbo, and Fundy @ YouTubers
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Ph1LzA's YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/ph1lza
Wilbur's YT - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1n_PfsVqxllCcnMPlxBIjw
Tommy's YT - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5p_l5ZeB_wGjO_yDXwiqvw
Tubbo's YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Tubbo
Fundy's YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Fundy
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Winter @toriamos
Song - https://youtu.be/qw431cX0mgQ
Lyric meaning - https://genius.com/Tori-amos-winter-lyrics
Referenced music video - https://youtu.be/_PDlGUdDF8Y
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STOP! You are NOT allowed to use this render!
hushhhhhhhh can't let them hear that :)))
It's me and my Sic Semper Tyrannis converse against the world.
Minecraft Movie
been awhile, and i promise i'll start posting again soon. But heres my minecraft movie input from the eyes of a dsmp enjoyer.
I hate it. Turn the fucking shaders off dude. Gwt Jack's white ass away from steve, AND FIX THE OUTFITS PLEASE. I think we should out mcyt's in the movie. AND ONLY MCYT's. With the exeption of maybe a few accual actors as basic roles of steve and alex. But other than that, they should dress mcyt's up as their skins, and have them guide Steve and Alex through minecraft. PUT PHIL IN THIS SHIT, DUDE. AND TOMMY, AND LITTERLY EVERYONE AHHH. I would shit myself out of happiness.
Did you know Minecraft was made by philza minecraft and hatsune miku?
I like to think Phil appreciates staring into the distance with brain empty,
Q!Philza drawing!! :D For a while I’ve been thinking of qsmp members designs. Like, I really want to give them “5 stars resort gone wrong.” type of vibe. I see Q!Phil wearing shorts, sandals, straw hat with green stripes and few scrapped pieces of armour he managed to get himself right after things went completely bonkers. Btw I’ve made this design before Phil canonified his wings being clipped, so yeah, it’s a bit outdated :p (also tumblr likes to eat quality of pictures oh my god why)
So uuuhh
I was supposed to draw myself as a bird for school but fun fact I'm:
1. An edgy bitch at heart
2. A huge Philza Minecraft nerd
And thus this happened
Have crow✨
So this was supost to be a quick doodle, then it turned into several hours of drawing. Oh well, it was worth it, Chayanne's a sweetheart.
Así que se suponía que esto era un garabato rápido, luego se convirtió en varias horas de dibujo. Oh bueno, valió la pena, Chayanne es un amor.
happy birthday Philza Minecraft!
Imagine if Ranboo loses his memories (due to the experiment) so Tubbo tells him the memories of his time in L'Manberg but since he doesn't know about the Arctic commune memories, Ranboo forgets them.
Techno and Phil think Ranboo left and betrayed them like Tommy.
Another battle happens, Dream and Arctic Commune vs L'Manberg and everyone else.
Techno and Ranboo fight, Techno yells/asks why Ranboo betrayed them and Ranboo reveals that he can't remember Techno or Phil and tells him how he lost his memories
Something something
Techno gets Ranboo's memories back of Arctic Commune
Ranboo gets conflicted and Techno tells him to leave - like he did on the 6th. Ranboo, unlike last time, actually leaves to the Arctic