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I was browsing the internet and found escape rooms.

I found a Hogwarts one.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSflNxNM0jzbZJjUqOcXkwhGTfii4CM_CA3kCxImbY8c3AABEA/viewform

It is about after the feast of your fist time at Hogwarts people in your dorm decide to play a muggle game at Hogwarts. It explains it more to you on the doc.

Here is the website I found it on.

https://www.simplemost.com/free-digital-escape-rooms/

Oops?

Is it bad that sometimes out of the middle of no where I quote a line from Harry Potter. 

No context, just mcgonagall and hooch being a cute lesbian couple 💕

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 || 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

Pairing: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, Mary MacDonald

Warning: Fluff [I suppose?]

Summary: The boys finally land on the perfect name for their group! And it’s all thanks to their favourite Professor.

A/N: I’m back. Finally. Happy New Year, Christmas. 2022!

“Alright, listen up.” James Potter plopped himself on a chair next to his best friend Sirius Black, as he studied with Remus Lupin. Across from them, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans and Mary MacDonald sat. “We need a name!” James exclaimed.

“A name?” Peter asked curiously.

“A name for a gang.” James explained. “I mean, people just call us the Gryffindor pranksters. It isn’t right.” He played with his fingers. Sirius closed his book and looked at his brother.

“Okay. What are you thinking?” Sirius questioned. Remus groaned, annoyed that his study session was being interrupted by James and Sirius’ conversation. He loved his friends. They’d accepted him for who he truly was but at times, they remained as stupid as the day he met them.

“Maybe The Gang?” James offered.

“Anyone have any suggestions that don’t suck like that name?” Sirius looked at his other friends. Mary shrugged, sketching in her book. Lily stopped writing and looked up.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t be bothered paying attention, and as soon as James opened his mouth I lost interest.” Lily defended herself. James faked shock but Sirius just shook his head.

“Focus, Evans. Name for the most amazing group of pranksters to ever roam Hogwarts’ halls.” Sirius said. Lily smiled cheekily.

“Why not Sirius and the three Idiots?” She responded. James stab his heart as if she’d broken it. Remus raised an eyebrow and Peter threw his hands up. “What did we do?” Peter complained.

“Sorry Pete.” Lily apologised. “How about The Gang?”

“That’s just what Prongs said!” Remus replied. “Honestly, Lil. You’re making it awfully hard to defend your case that you’d never end up with someone like him when all you do is the say the same things.” Lily shrugged and returned her attention to her potions notes.

“Okay, what about The Pranksters? Just take away Gryffindor and you’ve got yourselves a fine name.” Mary proudly said. Sirius didn’t want to break her heart.

But luckily he was saved…

“Mr Black, Mr Potter, keep your voices down. This is a library not your common room!” Professor McGonagall whisper-yelled at them. Sirius gave her a sheepish look but James just smirked. “You Marauders.” She groaned as she left.

“Marauders?” Peter questioned.

“Marauders comes from the word Maraud which means to go about in search of things, steal or to attack.” Remus explained patiently.

“It’s perfect!” James yelled excitedly. “The Marauders. That’s what we’ll go by.”

“But we don’t steal.” Sirius said.

“And we don’t attack people.” Peter added.

“We also don’t really go in search of things.” Remus continued.

“Who cares?” James sighed. “Before you explained the meaning of the word, Moony, no one knew what it meant.”

“I did!” Lily responded.

“But it sounds catchy!” James argued. “Come on, boys! The Marauders. The Marauders. Marauders.” James kept going, whispering it into Sirius, Remus and Peter’s ears until they finally gave in.

“Fine, fine, fine.” Remus threw his hands up. “Let’s just throw logic out of the window, why don’t we?”

“I’m sure logic can fly.” James laughed.

“And if it can’t?” Remus asked.

“It can try.” Sirius said, bored.

“Who needs logic anyway when you have pranks, Quidditch and maps?” James smiled. “And an awesomely catchy name such as The Marauders.”

“The Marauders.” All four boys whispered it.

“You aren’t going to spit in your hands and shake it now, are you?” Lily asked.

“Or cut your hands in a blood-oath?” Mary questioned.

“You’re really messed up, Mar.” James said.

“Not as much as someone who names their group something that doesn’t relate to them at all!” She whispered harshly.

“Boohoo.” James replied.

Wait so does this mean that the marauders and mcgonagall were at school at the same time-

If Tom riddle went to McGonagall instead of slughorn

Tom: you see professor I was in the restricted section-

McGonagall: and why were you in the restricted section ,riddle?

Tom: I was doing a research.

McGonagall: and the whole library wasn't enough for you?

Tom:....

McGonagall: who signed you a form to enter it?

Tom: professor slughorn...

McGonagall: show it to me

Tom: wellll I will go and get it

McGonagall: detention.

unpopular opinions/my accepted hc: ✨hp edition✨

Indian harry

Ginny is a dom

Harry is a sub/switch

Ginny x Luna

Puerto Rican or Filipino Hermione

Fred is the better looking twin (idk why I even think this I just find him more attractive than George somehow even though they look the same. ???)

Bellatrix x Voldy. Those wackjobs deserve each other.

The Cursed Child is an awful book and should not be accepted into the fandom(if you like it that’s okay, I just thought it was shit. sorry 😐)

Louis Partridge as young-young (ages 11-14/15) Sirius Black (Ben Barnes will always have my heart tho)

Cedric was an okay dude but I really don’t see the hype

Draco is asexual (I kinda pulled that one out of my ass but I just feel like the abuse from his father might make him kinda touch sensitive or something)

Narcissa wasn’t that bad of a character and is probably like the only sane one in the black family besides sirius, regulus and andromeda.

Cho Chang and Luna are bisexual (again idk why I think this they just kinda give me them vibes)

Luna is like the best character besides sirius black (I also hold a string love for bellatrix just bc I kinda look like her lol)

McGonagall and dumbledore are besties but Minerva low key thinks he’s an idiot

Mcgonagall is a childless widow whose husband aka love of her life died young

Snape is a complete bullshit piece of fuckery who does not deserve to be redeemed. He is not the victim. If any character should have some kind of redemption it would be draco bc he was kinda forced to be a dickhead. #fucksnape

Happy birthday Minerva McGonagall

sleeping in class zzzz

Sirius and James: talking

McGonagall: Mr. Black, can I have a minute with you?

McGonagall: Mr. Potter didn't tell you that your entire back is white?

Surius: 😦😵😱😲😡🤬

McGonagall: Happy April Fools, Mr. Black! *laughing*

Sirius: ☠️☠️☠️

James: HAHAHA MINNIE PLAYED A PRANK ON YOU!!! HAHAHAHA

McGonagall: If you could only tell me why you do this, why?

Sirius: M

James: C

Peter: A

McGonagall:

Remus:

Sirius:

James:

All of Hogwarts:

Remus: i'm so sorry

McGonagall: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my classroom.

Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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