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Pathetic man x Girlboss
BenchTrio sleepover
-Tubbo: Okey guys its time to see the S19 Episode 6 of South Park :D
-Tommy: Tubbo please its 3AM
-Ranboo: We already saw that episode 2835 times
I love the SBI + Bee Duo
Y/n, sitting on [insert pronouns] bed, sad:
Tubbo: Are you okay Y/n-
Tommy: WHO MADE YOU UPSET?!
Ranboo: Let's go boys.
A few minutes later
Tommy, to Dream's front door: SBI OPEN UP!!!
Techno: Ranboo.
Ranboo: Yeah?
Techno, gesturing at his chest: Explain.. that.
Ranboo, looking down at Tommy who's wrapped around him like a koala: Oh! He just does this sometimes.
Phil: . . . What mate?
Ranboo, smiling: Yeah! I think he may be asleep though, so could you guys try to be quiet?
Phil, whispering: What the fuck.
ranboo, arriving in the UK: hi
tubbo, realizing that this man is a foot taller than himself: what the fuck did they feed you??
Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”
Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY
Ranboo: I CAN'T DO IT!
Tubbo, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ranboo: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Wilbur: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I appreciate it,
Ranboo: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Techno: Ranboo-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Philza: Ranboo we gotta-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ranboo, motioning to Tommy: NOT FUCKING THIS
Ranboo
These are real fun to do. What he see tho?
ranboo trying to thin out the zombie-subs and beat the game rn:
YALL JOHN CENA IS FOLLOWING RANBOO'S ALT ON TWT😭😭 I CANT PLSSS
jack manifold just referred to himself as an alpha male on ranboo's stream😐💔 how do i cope with this??
if ranboo is jesus, and je in french is I, does that mean jesus= i sus aka ranboo is sus???
either my brain is sooo big or it is soo small idk which one
hey besties ranboo said ppl called him lesbiphobic and if ya did lmk so i can beat the crap outta ya<3
brrooooo ranboo sounded fckin PISSED at the end!!
the audacity of this boy smh. he said this stream would be the LEAST angsty wtf im crying in the club rm
HEY GUYS UMM WTF IS HAPPENING??!?!?
dear whoever just spoiled the rest of little nightmares 2 in ranboo's chat,
i dislike u so very much and i hope u stub ur lil toe on a very sharp corner<3 xx
i love how whenever smth happens on the SMP and they don't tell us immediately who did it we blame ranboo. like yeah it checks out but we need to spice it up a lil bit
petition for ranboo to ORGANISE HIS CHESTS!! omg i get so mad whenever i see them😭
IM CLEARING MY WHOLE DAY!! OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT
falling asleep during stream has the same energy as falling asleep during a zoom🛌
i said this on twt and imma say it here: if ur the dono who singlehandedly ruined the ENTIRE vibe i hope ur pillow is warm, ur charger doesn't work, and u stub all of ur toes... frick u
my new favourite quote "i'm stealing the amogus toes!" -Ranboo 2021
u ever mistype smth in a twitch chat and feel super embarrassed...it keeps me up at night😔
PLEASE HE LOOKS SO DONE WITH LIFE AHAHAHA
i love getting death threats so much✌🤪 /s
no but literally i don't understand why people are sending me, a 15 year old, death threats for saying i like dream... make it make sense🤨
i was just tryin to watch a musical with the bee duo and check out twitter...this is what i see:
Y'ALL THIS IS WHY THEY HATE DREAM STANS... WHY'D WE PICK NOW TO HAVE THAT TRENDING OMFG😭😭
me when i get a twitch notification: yay ranboo's live! he always makes me so happy and i alr had a bad day...cant wait to laugh and have fun!😁
ranboo: :)