Red Valley Podcast - Blog Posts

let’s go bois, another win for the redhead audio drama nation 💪

so far on the podcast roster we got:

warren godby (red valley)

agnes montague (the magnus archives)

and now, malachi ezechiel! (spire)

cant believe that in part two of spire we have been forced by the plot to announce that malachi ezechiel is canonically a redhead

Remembered my old* Aubrey design

Life is bad but red valley good.

I've now spent £75 on Red Valley.

RV hoodie - £40

RV cinematic experience - £10

RV BTS - £10

RV early access - £15

I am not okay but that's my personal life.

I genuinely wished I had an inch of sanity left. Tomorrow is my exam I will determine if I'm continuing on. I've literally spent well over 80 hours this week just studying.

Ive decided to treat myself, and spent a whole 10 British pounds on the behind the scenes audio of Red valley, in preparation of my journey home after the exam.

The only thing that's keeping me going right now is the idea that I could be an unethical scientist just like my girl boss Bryony.

Me after Clive and let die.

Francesca is my new obsession. She is the girl boss to my gatekeep.

My deranged head cannons for DILF Clive Schill

His wife is a social worker and is the nicest woman you've ever met.

They both met in university.

Clive was doing some dumb uni degree, like English or psychology.

I think his wife was probably like a mean girl in secondary school, but has tried to make amends with everyone she hurt.

If his daughter asks for something in the shop he'll always say no, but is constantly giving her gifts.

When his wife was pregnant he had nesting syndrome, and would spend hours just decorating and cleaning and dalting after his wife.

Clive either really likes football (like every single match for his team) or violently hates it.

Clive smashes a phone every month.

When he's drunk he vents to his wife about his work.

He wife knows what he does but believes it's for the greater good.

They never acknowledge his work when they're sober.

He owns some of the most tacky designer stuff you've ever seen.

He shops at sports direct.

They live in one of those generic new builds.

Does their weekly shop at Tesco because they want the club card points. It is also the only place locally that sells tahini.

I will not be taking any criticism at this time ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines

Gordon and Warren the moment they escape the bunker

I'm taking painkillers again and I get impulse to make memes

Yay Red Valley art dump :D

dystopian capitalism core

Releasing these from tumblr draft purgatory bc I just got caught up and I’m SO HAPPYYY JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND I NEED TO DRAW MOREEE

Valid reaction

I missed Gordon Porlock so bad I literally started crying at the end of the new episode man. The way Warren talked to Gordon like I’m actually losing it I love them so much.

“Are you gonna be here when I wake up?”

“That’s my line” I’m literally chewing on the walls

shut the fuck up shut up rkght this second i am going to lose my mind

S4E6 Finale

Also I feel like this all went fairly smooth and that worries me (sure a lot did happened but still) but I’m not going to think about that right now

Red Valley S4E6 Finale

I had to sleep and wait until morning so I missed it by a couple hours but HELLO???? SO many emotions and none of them I can express in a way that’ll do them justice.

That was incredible? It was just surprise after surprise. The swapping “that’s my line”s? Just stab me in the heart why don’t you? They’re so sickeningly special in my heart. As other people have pointed out, I love how we can always squeeze some genuine comedy in there too no matter how intense it gets, in the case with the “chop chop”. AND MALCOLM???? There’s so much here to think about wow. I wish I could be better at talking about this because this whole episode was wow

Basically just oh red valley how I love you

ITS ALMOST HERE I’m so scared so so scared but also extremely excited I don’t know what to think or feel. Depending on how this goes we might all need group therapy

THIS EXACTLY. I feel so conflicted

I guess we’ll find out soon enough. I’m terrified to say the least

What I think is going to happen next in Red Valley:

Gordon is not going to be a-okay

What I hope is going to happen next in Red Valley:

Gordon is going to be a-okay

What I think is going to happen next in Red Valley:

Gordon is not going to be a-okay

What I hope is going to happen next in Red Valley:

Gordon is going to be a-okay

Spoilers for Red Valley S4 E5

S4 E5 OF RED VALLEY??? THAT WAS SO GOOD, my jaw actually dropped at the end. I don’t know if I can wait two more weeks guys😔

I’ve never been good with words but I loved the voice acting for Bryony this episode, it was so interesting to hear her and Warren talk again. I’m still super curious about the whole Warren killing someone thing though.

Also I NEED Gordon to be okay I miss him so much PLEASEEE

Hey fellows! Guess who’s starting Red Valley?

(and so my podcast obsession continues)