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I MADE IT TO SCHOOL!!! HOORAY

i’m sniffling SOO loud tho ewwwwww ;^; but at least i don’t have to make up any work later cus i went today

i’m constantly fighting the urge to sneeze and cough cus if i do, everyone is gonna get infected with the raver virus

i’m not HORRIBLY contagious so it’s all okay i’m just a lil sniffly

ALSO IN MODERN LIT. CLASS A KID ASKED MY TEACHER IF HE LOVED THE CLASS AND THE TEACHER (soon realising his mistake) SAID “well you can’t have this job if you don’t love 17 yr olds”

THE WHOLE CLASS WAS LIKE THIS:

HELP!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!1!1!1!

HE QUICKLY CORRECTED HIMSELF but it got a HUUUUGE LAUGH out of the class xDDDDD i wanna stress that no, he’s not a dangerous guy AT ALL, he just worded his answer the wrong way, we all laughed including him

overall VERY happy i didn’t stay home today x)

Another evidence to add to my list of evidences that I am, in fact, aro:

When I was younger, I thought I had a crush on a guy in my school, and one day he saw me sitting with another guy at lunch. Before our next class started, he came up to ask who the other guy was. I had wondered if he was feeling jealous, but I just said, “Oh that was my friend. Why do you ask?”

“It’s just that big brother instinct kicking in.”

And I was like “oh Okay” and it was the most hilarious thing to me that I had just gotten family-zoned. I was laughing about it all afternoon, but when I told my friends, they were all “oh no I’m so sorry!” and I was like it literally doesn’t matter?? why are you pitying me??????

I just remembered that time I went to ask my economics teacher a question about the homework and stopped mid-sentence because I noticed Jensen Ackles was on his computer and I was like “oh hey it’s that dude” but then Jared Padalecki showed up and then I realised he was watching Supernatural

There was this guy that I became friends with in my junior year of high school, and I started sitting at his table at the same time that our biology class was doing a project that involved growing bacteria, and he sat right in front of the oven we kept the bacteria in and it always smelled so weird at that table so for the longest time I thought the odd smell was the bacteria, but then when I saw him again the next year in the hall I realised that no actually that was just how he smelled

The one time I ever got caught passing notes in class left me very confused, because it had been reading time and the teacher always let us do our own thing as long as we were quiet, so while she was reading, I gave the girl next to me a note saying that I liked her drawing. She wrote back with another compliment, and we just exchanged them back and forth a few times before the teacher suddenly snapped up the paper and read it. She often read notes out loud to the class, but she didn’t that time, and then she told us to not write notes again. Excuse me, miss, this is READING TIME AND YOU ARE INTERRUPTING THE CLASS BY STOPPING A COMPLIMENT EXCHANGE

For like a year in junior high, I asked people to call me Dustin, which is not my name. I don’t really remember why I wanted them to call me Dustin but I think it was because my favorite character at the time was named Dustin and I thought he was the coolest dude ever because he had a motorcycle. And then in high school I had to work with this girl on a project and she called me Dustin, and it unlocked memories I had long since forgotten. And I remembered that just now because they took most of the Power Rangers series off Netflix.