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am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
back by unpopular demand: me
“I hate the term ‘an eye for an eye’. If you take my eye, let it be known that I’ll take both your eyes and your dominant arm”
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One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me
tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune
me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards
me: figures
futuretied:
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
After a longer reflection I've decided that I, in fact, do need a sword.
The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
futuretied:
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.