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When Elrond and Lindir finally got together no one even thought about giving Lindir “the shovel talk”. Meanwhile Elrond can’t seem to catch a break!
Wherein minstrels, a hobbit and his own family decide to give Elrond “the talk” now if only any of them had communicated this to each other!
(Lindir has a surprising number of friends.)
you want me to be yours (well then you gotta be mine)
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Peter had completely expected everyone to fawn over MJ, because let’s be honest, he does it himself on a daily basis. What he hadn’t expected, however, was for her to kiss him and then for everyone to come up and give him the shovel talk. On her behalf. When they weren’t even dating for real.
“How is this my life?” he moans at the ceiling, shoving his face into his pillow before the ceiling can do something stupid like respond.
(or, 5 times they pretended + 1 time they didn't.)