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Lauren and Kate go ( i do dare )
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anyways there'll be uh. heavy lauren and kate bias here but it's okay lmao
LAUREN
Full name: Lauren Belle Woods; quite a fancy choice but hey it flows
No set DOB, but I can see either Aries or Taurus. Aries is more the lean I'm feeling
Lauren's household dynamic is a little more down-to-earth meshed with conservative. She was raised by her grandmother with no apparent contact to her bio parents. There also is an absent father figure here, as is with this whole trio (not intentionally- it just kinda happened lol)
She cuts her own hair to save on expenses, but it's usually just a trim or thinning. Her hair rarely goes past her shoulders, and if it does it's been a rough season.
She has a romantic interest in afabs, but because of her upbringing ends up with amabs more frequently.
Stoner. Don't ask me why, but she feels like the mellow person at a party and ends up with wallflowers.
With this, she probably had the heaviest scene phase out of the trio.
Doesn't really come around to Kate's that often anymore, but she did still attend Beth's funeral out of respect.
Probably has her life most put together out of the three of them: She's got a degree in interior design from an out of town college, can make ends meet on her own, and she plans on settling down.. eventually.
That doesn't dismiss the sights she sees out of the corner of her eyes, though.
She's currently a stable meds taker, with only one prescription, but she finds each week that goes by it doesn't really help?
Despite having things put together, she'd rather stay in Oakside for nostalgia sake.
Stubborn, but she's also the friend to walk behind the group on the sidewalk.
KATE
Full name: Katherine Elizabeth Hayes (cough u see the naming trend)
She's a gemini. May 23.
Obviously Kate grew up with their mother, but she was borne of an affair Beth had with one of the Oakside figureheads; Kate doesn't really know who the father is, as Beth won't budge on it.
Her relationship with her mom is decent enough around the house, but it is still a strain on both ends. They just butt heads a little too much.
So.. Mommy issues + fatherless activity = she/they bisexual???
Especially when it comes to C.R. Kate doesn't see the red flags when staring dead on at the flagpole.
Probably went to school for something athletic or bio. Either way, they would've gotten as far away from Oakside as possible with a scholarship through softball.
Yeah. Softball. Pretty buff lady,,,
Unlike Lauren and C.R., Kate is a loudhouse. She oversteps a lot of rules and doesn't care too much of others' opinions.
She's just vibing bro!
Their friends probably bailed them out at least once or twice.
Cool older sibling energy
Yellow is definitely her color. Along with purple.
Her and Charlie are related! It's very distant, but there is overlap, and it explains why their kin struggles with that Thing.
Kate's a little dense with Lauren's feelings. She won't really see their best friend as anything more than platonic.
I see a lot of people talking about her being in her teens? Completely valid, but Kate (along with the other two) are in like their mid-20's. Hell, Lauren has a job and Kate lives solo.
She'll drive to town every once in a while, but it's really for them to get away from that Thing's influence long enough.
Kate is the source of things here; not directly, but they did kinda reignite it in her youth.
They have a couple of diagnoses, but she prefers to keep each to themself.
Kate has burn scars. I do not and will not take any criticism on this.
Probably would've been a Doc Martens person.
TLDR? CEO of dumbass.
i need more words to express these two in full; i just love afabs,,,
(sidenote i have an older post on kate hc's, but i don't really find myself attached to them as much? link is still here if you're interested, though)
CR headcanons?
ah hi! it’s been busy and my brain hasn’t churned for the arrival for a hot minute BUT-
- C.R.’s full name is Carl Ross Everett. No middle name, but he has two first names so beat that.
- I don’t have an exact birthday for him, but he gives me massive male scorpio vibes (sincerely an afab scorpio)
- He’s a very odd fella; he’s old timey in some senses and pretty progressive in others.
- Guitar kid for sure. Weezer fan
- He’s pretty tall compared to the other two, but he still sits at 5’11”. It’s kinda funny.
- Fake Canadian
- Likes natural colors like browns, greens, etc.
- Also a beanie guy. Or like one of those paperboy hats? Absolutely.
- Carl doesn’t have a good relationship with Lauren nor Beth. He’s seen as a trouble kid and a sketchy friend from both sides, but Kate enjoys having the guy as a pal.
- Don’t undermine his off-putting tendencies though. Due to his lack of a healthy father figure, he doesn’t quite know what proper interaction is. He doesn’t do anything illegal, but he also doesn’t have a filter when it comes to his feelings.
- Despite being a friend of his, Kate still perceives him as awkward; he doesn’t have a grasp on social boundaries- especially in the romance department. Kate? Really isn’t that interested?
- If I had to assign him a social media platform to use, it’d be Reddit. He claims he doesn’t, but that’s when he’s scrolling Twitter.
- Probably left handed but raised to use his right, so either way his handwriting’s a wreck.
- Under the influence of that Thing (Slender, in this case), C.R.’s moral compass is completely knocked on its head. He’s quick to act versus think, and he turns into quite the emotional wreck.
- Lil bit of a backstabber honestly. Unlike Kralie I can’t see C.R. being a redeemable guy- even with the sickness. I just get the ick from him can you tell.
I’ll probably dump more at some point bc heavily regressing into SV again so lay ‘em on me.
Could I get some Skully Headcanons please?
man these have been in my box.. for a minute
•Amy as Skully > Jay as Skully
•Skully has sentience, but it really doesn’t care about life at this point; it’s more like a husk nowadays.
•I guess you could say Skully is that thing’s decoy- if you enjoy the “proxy/worker” thing. Still a decoy for its own ploys.
•Actually a jukebox kinda person
•Can’t drive.
•As far as the other MH cast goes... Skully has it out for Kralie. No one else, really.
•Cause for Seth’s.. demise? Yeah..
•”Closest” with Brian- otherwise the mastermind of the bunch. Not sure what you’d get from that pair, but it’s devastating nonetheless.
•A damn Sagittarius
Ben: My assignment is to get moody...
Kate: Well damn aren't you a professional at that anyways?
don’t. ask.
Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.
BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?
Toby: Baby Daisy
Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.
EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.
LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.
Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII
Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.
Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.
Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.
Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.
Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.
Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser
Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.
Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.
Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.
hi your admin is depressed and facing a lot of shit so hAVE CHARLIE FLUFF THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
• Charlie grew up in his little life wanting to be a pilot: trains may be great but bro flying without getting high would be bomb.
• Beth Hayes would’ve been his godmother had not been for the whole big man® intrusion. It’s not their fault their bloodlines have always been family friends supporting each other.
• Ironically, Charlie sees The Chaser as a sane being who is there to protect him. Often their vessels would be found by the lake playing pretend or with whatever abandoned toys there were.
• This poor bby had insomnia and the Thing didn’t help his case: monsters under the bed not being real, huh dad?
• Lauren was his babysitter. 100%.
• He’d draw little blue blotches (intended to be stars) on this one classmate he had to remind her she had all of the galaxy in her blood- there was no need to travel far away and leave him behind.
if someone wants to make a small fanfic on that please it’d be great///
• Would’ve been the kid to screech at Siri for listening in on his conversations although he had his thumb on the home button the whole time without realizing.
• Not a sporty kid. We tried.
• He was clinically diagnosed with agoraphobia after his first year of school (which we don’t discuss), hencewhy he doesn’t seem intimidated to be playing out on the beach alone.
• His daily class journals consisted of saying how much he missed members of his family who had only been photographed and left around the farm. (i.e. Frieda Matheson, Clarence Matheson, and Walter Matheson)
• Speaking of the farm, he always got to play hide & seek within the silo; he was also the one singlehandedly trying to build that treehouse...
I'll take some Kate headcanons. She is pretty cool, and I don't hear much about her.
Oh my god oh my god I swear when I saw this I cried for a whole ten minutes because thank everything that you exist.
I’m not sure which subjects you want, so I’ll put different categories under the cut…
(TW// Mention of suicidal content
Home Life : “Beta” Kate…
•Lived alone with her mom- never knew who her dad was due to a pre-birth “accident”.
•Loved sleeping in… ALL the time.
•Played piano in her free time; if given the chance she would’ve taken a free ride through composition and performances.
•She’s not one to cook, but it comes the few days out of the year where she will.
•Attended Little Ranch High along with CR and Lauren. The bus ride would be an hour or longer and sometimes the occasional substitute driver would hear the Matheson rumors and not even drive them.
•Always did homework and other assignments in her room.
•After the North Cross note found in the game (It’s like scrapbook item 9 or something) and events in the original Eight Pages, Kate attempted to hang herself because of the constant pain from that thing. Since it was in the middle of latching onto his vessel, it was definite he’d bring his worst game only so she would soon be greeted with his true torture after.
•Closer to Lauren than CR; he seemed to always put Kate on edge within the last couple of years.
Lone / Chaser Kate…
•By now she’s been burned half to death; her lungs and throat have been dried of any near possibility of speaking. (She eventually does spoilers hah)
•When she was latched by the thing, she unconsciously decided CR would be the sacrifice to end the Hayes/Matheson curse. Of course, it still lingers and doesn’t piss off.
•She’s an isolated being who is haunted by manipulated thoughts it’s created to taunt her; most consist of her mother’s words and Lauren’s poorer actions being replayed in her mind. This can be assumed why Kate would have a reason to attack Lauren.
•As a way to survive, she often cannibalizes her few human victims and otherwise feeds off of small nearby animals or berries. Worst case scenario… it’s sticks.
•Bathes in a nearby river or Oakside Lake (Seen in The Eight Pages/Memories), but even then smells like ass. Someone give her a damn hot tub to relax her sore limbs in.
•Was occasionally able to interact with Charlie Matheson; this ended quickly due to her sharing with him and acting as though she were a sister or mother to him. The thing eventually killed him off in front of Kate by pulling him apart. This was the first time she had felt misery since becoming the monster she is.
•The thing labels her as #4 and claims it’s due to her “importance to it/how worthy she is”. She does not and has never interacted with the other three due to #2 being claimed dead and #3 deemed unspoken of. #1 is probably most mentioned as a “role model to follow behind.”
Stranded Life: “Alpha/Stranded” Kate…
•If she were to escape the thing’s grasp, which is very near impossible might I add, she’d have to tolerate a lot of therapy just for her mental and visual strains.
•She wouldn’t be able to accomplish her original intention of being a schoolteacher before everything went down. However, she’ll still silently volunteer wherever possible.
•Kate still has access to her mother’s house, and she’s usually hanging around there with a sliver of freedom.
•Upon initial “release”, the girl herself is temporarily mute from pulled vocal chords. She learned sign language and taught casual visitors/tourists/investigators some of the basics.
•She’s still assumed dead, so the case on The Chaser is dropped.
•Literally could drop dead any moment ?? She isn’t in the best conditions.
•Writes stories and scraps characters as her fictional friends due to the absence of any live ones. Her favorites are the beings representing Charlie and Lauren.
•Her “sliver of freedom” simply means she’s still faintly tied to that thing. She can’t necessarily escape, but she’s fled enough to wander as her own existence.
*Fluff Bonus: Gets her own pet dog or something. Possibly meets up with #1 through crazy coincidences.
Brian: *Next to a biblical modelε* And in this house we honor the birth of-
Kate: *Bursts open the door, cake and decorations in hand* moTHERFUCKING TIM WRIGHT THAT'S WHO. NOW MOVE YOU HO HO HO'S.
Tim, off to the side: Brian... do we tell-
Brian: Nah she'll figure it out. Besides, she clearly spent whatever she had for a decent "present".
Lauren: Kate you gotta.
Kate: Gotta what? Catch 'em all?
Lauren: You fucking piece of shit I mean send me pictures of the house.
Tim: Kate would never kill someone!! She's too sweet!
Kate: are we sure about that
Kate: I got 99 problems but CR ain't one
Kate: Oh wait. He's ALL of them
Kate: Straight guys don't care whether you're straight or gay, all they think is you want the d***. Like honey, the only "D" I'm into is a PHD.
CR: (Seeming so dangerous oh no) Kate this is the only way to escape that thing out there!
Kate: N-No... Carl don't do this! We can figure out an esca-
CR: I DON'T CARE, KATHERINE (Yanks out a pack of bologna and starts throwing individual cuts of it onto slender's non-face) THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER.
Charlie: (staring up at Slender) You know Mister, you aren't so bad.
Slender: You're right squirt- I'm a chaotic evil mother fucker and I'm giving you a ten second head start, so you better start runnin'.
CR: (flirtatiously) Hey Katie~ didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Kate: Once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Lauren: (Chokes)