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I wanna draw snupin/moonprince stuff, but I don't know what to do. Can you guys give me some ideas? It can be NSFW or SFW, it doesn't matter <3
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Lily: *clicks pen*
Severus: *clicks pen in response*
James: Stop that.
Lily: Stop what?
James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Severus: That one. I want that one.
Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.
Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
I was wondering should I make it so they have more children than just harry? Like in Harry's timeline sev is either pregnant with teddy or he just had teddy? If some of you have played Hogwarts mystery then you about Chiara should she be one of their kids? Id make her the eldest because Hogwarts mystery timeline is during Harry's baby years. She would also be sev and moony's bio baby like how harry is sev and James's bio baby but then I think what about Sirius? He didn't have any children that I could make his and sev's so should I keep the Hogwarts mystery theme going and make Merula their child? Or do 'jacobs sibling' and have a y/n child? Harry is going to be the main child because he's the only one that traveled back in time, if I do that they'll have 4 kids Chiara (sev and moony's), Merula or y/n (sev and Sirius') (they'd probably be a year apart or maybe twins) harry (sev and James') and than teddy (sev and Remus') . Thoughts? I was thinking about it because I while writing,I thought about harry just randomly saying "*random sibling* would like this or they like that" and shocking them that they had more then just harry and so each have their own kid with sev (not that they love the other ones any less) let me know what you all think!
so I finally posted chapter 3 of Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and The Annoying Gryffindors. I think it is better than what I did for chapter 2 and we finally get some Lily action!
Alright! Chapter one is done and up! The title is 'Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's' (I couldn't think of a good title) anyway here's the link (please give me feedback)
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know
OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!
Severus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Remus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Severus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Remus: Is it working?
*I like this one ⤵ too*
Sirius: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Severus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sirius: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Severus: Is it working?
Remus: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Severus: Your life?
Remus: I- well yes, but-
Remus: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Severus: Hello, I’m ‘things’.
So I made a Severus Snape playlist, I had some dreams of Hogwarts marauders era and I had music playing,I can't sleep without noise, and in my dream young Severus Snape was singing and dancing with the other Slytherins, they were sorta like a band the they being (Severus, Lucius, Regulus, narcissa and Bellatrix), so it was like a flirty, angry sad and in love Severus Snape and he was just singing his thoughts and emotions the things he felt and a lot of the lyrics were altered to best fit him. And now I can't get it out of my head so I made a playlist with my dream in mind, I quit like it. You can imagine him singing about anyone, to anyone, any ships or friendships you want, ect.
✨let me know what you all think✨
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{With some, they will be out of character}
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Regulus: What do you think Severus will do for a distraction?
Lucius: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Lucius: ... or he could do that.
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Regulus: Why are you on the floor?
Severus: I'm depressed.
Severus: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lucius, please.
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Lucius: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Severus, amazed: Wow...
Regulus, to Severus: Well what does that mean?
Severus: I don't know.
Severus, to Lucius: What does that mean?
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Lucius: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Severus: I'm a knife.
Regulus, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Regulus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Severus: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Lucius: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Lucius: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Regulus: The car takes a screenshot.
Severus: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Sirius: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Severus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Remus: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sirius: You jump off a cliff!
Remus: Gladly. Provided Severus did first.
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Sirius: I told Severus his ears flush when he lie's.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: Look.
Sirius: Hey Severus! Do you love us?
Severus, covering his ears: No.
Remus:
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Sirius: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Severus: The cow???
Sirius: What?
Remus: Severus, W H Y?
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Sirius, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Severus: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sirius: Orange soda, please!
Severus: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Remus: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sirius:
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Sirius, driving Severus and Remus: So how was your day?
Severus: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sirius: What?
Remus: We almost got kidnapped.
Sirius: Oh, okay.
Sirius: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Severus, texting Sirius: Sirius! Help I’m being kidnapped
Remus: Where are you?
Severus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sirius: I’ll call Remus.
Remus, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Sirius: Where’s Severus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Remus: Severus? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Remus:
Remus: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Remus: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Severus: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Severus, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Sirius: You did WHAT–
Remus: William Snakepeare
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Sirius: Remus, can you pass the salt?
Remus: *Throws Severus across the table*
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Sirius: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Severus: How am I supposed to know?
Remus: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Severus: *sighs*
Severus: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Severus: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Remus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Severus: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Sirius: edible
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Sirius: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Remus: What?
Severus: That you're a child.
James: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Severus: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Remus: I am not a weenie!
James: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises his drink*
Remus: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Sirius: You tell ‘em, Remus! *sips their drink*
Remus: Sirius, what’re you doing here?
Sirius: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Severus: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
Everyone Else At Severus’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Remus: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Lucius: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Severus: 'Prettiest Smile'
Regulus: 'Nicest Personality'
James: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sirius: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Sirius: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Severus: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Severus: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Regulus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Severus: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Regulus: We are not doing this!
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Lucius: Come on Severus, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Severus: Yes I can, dear. Fifty Galleons.
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Professor: Your child was in a fight.
Remus: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Severus: Did they win?
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Severus: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Severus: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Remus: But did I make you cry?
Severus: *cries on the spot*
Remus: ...Shit.
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Severus: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Remus: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Severus: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Remus: How so?
Severus: It makes holes.
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*James holding their baby*
Severus: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Sirius: I know, I still am one of these.
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Severus: Some people are like slinkies.
Remus: What?
Severus: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Remus:
Remus: Please don't push James down the stairs.
Severus, pushing James down the stairs: Too late.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Severus: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Sirius: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Severus: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
James: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Sirius: W-what’re donuts?
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Sirius: Let me copy your homework.
James: I was gonna copy yours.
Sirius: Well, shit.
James: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Severus: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Lucius: It's kind of complicated, but Regulus-
Severus: Got it. Forget I asked.
Severus: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Regulus: Throw rocks at he.
Sirius: Hot Dogs.
Remus: Kill him.
Severus: Thanks guys.
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James: I want to kiss you.
Severus, not paying attention: What?
James: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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James: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Severus: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Sirius: Severus, my old friend!
Severus: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Sirius: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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I'm gonna start posting one quote at a time instead of doing this
This time I used
I want a Severus X marauders (excluding Peter) where it's like those jeverus fics where baby harry goes back in time and then shocks everyone by being the child of James and sev.
Like this⬇
Dumbledore finds baby harry and baby harry tells who his parents are and for his own amusement during lunch in the great Hall he makes the announcement that a baby has traveled back in time and that his future parents have to take care of him till they can figure out how to send him back
Everyone is silent waiting for home to announce the parents "Harry's Father's-" whispers "fathers? " "what-? " "was it an affair or? " "I wonder who-" "SILENCE" ".... " "as I was saying Harry's fathers.. Yes more than one harry has three fathers and one mother. It was not an affair it seems that the three fathers had fallen for the same person and that person loved them all and didn't wish to choose. So they all formed a relationship. " "..wow" "I will now call each father to come up here to meet little harry" (shush he wants drama that's why he's making the come to everyone's view" ".. James Potter" ! James walks up to Dumbledore and instantly loves harry "Sirius Black" Sirius looks surprised but goes up next to James and looks at his future son "he looks a lot like you James" "I know! " *ahem* "and the last father...Remus Lupin" Remus freezes before hesitantly going up and looks at harry "wow... I didn't think I'd have a kid"-R " I didn't think we'd all have a and kid and relationship with the same person! "-J " well we always share"-S "and now for Harry's mother.. " everyone is quite then Severus, who wasn't interested, starts to leave and harry See's.
Harry perks up and runs from his fathers toward Snape and screams "MOMMY!" Sev feels a tiny body ramming into his leg, he looks down at harry shocked he goes to tell him that's absurd but his heart melts as he looks at harry clinging to him and instead picks him up and smiles at harry and softly talks to him, without realizing it he instantly went into mommy mode, while everyone is silently flipping their shit, Remus being the first to calm down goes up to sev and harry
And you can make up the rest. I just wanna find a fic like that 😢🥺
More incorrect quotes
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Severus: Start talking!
James: Well, I-
Severus: Shut up!
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James: This date is boring!
Severus: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
James: Then why did you invite me?
Severus: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Severus I'll do whatever I want!
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Severus: Bro-
James: No, no, hold up, rewind.
James: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Sirius: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Severus: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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James: Can I ask a dumb question?
Severus: Better than anyone I know.
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Remus: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Severus: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Remus:
Remus: I'll go make my bed-
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Severus: Remus, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Remus: Sirius, Severus wants you to get out of the house.
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Remus, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Severus, not looking up from their book: Really? James, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Sirius: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Severus: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
James: Fuck you.
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Sirius: Severus, I am questioning your sanity...
James: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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James: Remus, I’m afraid.
Remus: Just stay close to Severus.
James: That's why I’m afraid.
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Remus: And now for a gay update with Severus and Sirius.
Sirius: Getting gayer.
Remus: Thank you, Sirius.
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Remus: H-how do you ask someone out?
Sirius: Well, first-
Severus: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Remus: ...And you said yes?
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James: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Severus: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
James: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Remus: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Sirius: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Severus: Okay.
Sirius: And make out during the scary parts.
Severus: Th-
Severus: The scary parts.
Severus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Severus: Look, last night was a mistake.
Sirius: A sexy mistake.
Severus: No, just a regular mistake.
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Severus, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Remus: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Remus: *angrily presses Severus against a wall* WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE?!
Severus: ...
Severus: Are we about to kiss-
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Severus: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Remus: Those are wanted posters!
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Severus: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
James: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Severus: ...
Severus: You mean ring bearER, right?
James: ...
Severus: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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*James and Severus looking at a locked gate into a park*
James: Aw. :(
Severus: You know what they say.
James: Please don’t-
Severus: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
James: Fuck-
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Severus: Watcha doin?
James: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Severus: Scandalous.
Severus: Can I help?
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James: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Severus: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Severus: What's gone wrong, James?
James: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Severus: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
James: Well... There’s a crisis.
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Severus: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
James: What?
Severus: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Sirius, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Severus, sick of Sirius's shit: They weren’t wrong.
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Severus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Sirius: This is a lie.
Sirius: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Sirius: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Severus: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Sirius: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Severus: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Sirius: We all have our demons.
Sirius, grabbing Severus: This one’s mine.
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Sirius: What goes up but never comes down?
Severus: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
I decided to use an otp prompt generator and these are what I got (someone please make these into one shots) +(some NSFW)
Your prompt: Severus and Remus are walking home from school; work; etc and on the way to their house, Remus picks up a stick. All of the sudden, Remus runs up to a tree and starts to hit the tree with the stick while yelling Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself, and Severus starts to laugh until they cry.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is tied to the bed. Remus leaves them there for a while with the promise of really pleasurable, hardcore, bondage fucking. Severus is so horny and can’t stand waiting to the point where they’re literally screaming for Remus to just do them already.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius are fooling around and Sirius says "Oh shut up! I know you love me!" to which Severus responds with "I'd sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.".
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Your prompt: NSFW
Sirius: Hey I think my dick died.
Severus: It died?
Sirius: Yeah, can I bury it in your ass?
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Your prompt: James has an online buisness meeting with someone important who lives across the world so they stay up until 12:00 for the meeting. Severus doesn't want to leave James alone so they grab a blanket and lay in James's lap as they attend the meeting. Bonus if: Severus accidentally smacks James on the face in their sleep and everyone in the meeting says that they're cute.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus's wearing tight yoga pants that accentuates their ass and James is trying their hardest not to jump them in public. All bets are off once they enter their house though. What happens next is up to you.
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Your prompt: Remus tilting Severus's chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. Remus delicately thumbs away a streak of blood from Severus's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a breif pause, Severus's heart skips a nervous beat as Remus looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense. Their anger barely restrained.
"Who did this to you?"
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus ties open Severus's legs and goes down on them for hours, making Severus cry out from cumming so much that it leads to overstimulation and Severus is begging for Remus to stop. Remus wont stop until they are satistfied, ignoring Severus's moans of pleasured protest.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus wants sex but Sirius is feeling naughty and makes them beg for it.
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Your prompt: Sirius holding Severus's hands when they are shaking.
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Your prompt:
James: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night* "I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!"
Severus: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
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Your prompt: They meet when Severus sees James walk into a street sign.
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Your prompt: Severus is baking cookies and has to split their attention between watching the timer and fighting off James, who keeps trying to steal cookie dough from the bowl.
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Your prompt:
Severus and James: *At a basketball game*
Severus and James: *Gets on the Kiss Cam*
Severus: *Blushing like crazy, covering their head*
James: *Making and obvious no gesture*
Crowd: *Boos*
Severus and James: *Kiss Cam comes back to them several times during the game and both object*
James fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!
James:*Grabs Severus by the collar, kissing them*
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Severus: *Sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Severus: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
James: *Shrugs and continues to watch the game*
Sirius and Remus, slipping a hundred bucks to the nearby cameraman: Thank you, my good sir.
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Your prompt: Sirius lightly kissing Severus on top of a freshly formed bruise.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus and Sirius as the main leads in a play. There's a sex scene in the play, and they get so into the moment that they end up going off the script, and talk dirty to each other, before having real sex on the stage. The audience all think they’re just acting, and the reviews commend them for their realistic take on sex.
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Your prompt: Police Officer AU Sirius is a police officer with a K-9 companion and Severus works at the donut shop that Sirius visits every morning with their dog. Severus first falls in love with the dog, then the person who parents it.
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Your prompt: NSFW It's a Winter night and it's snowing pretty heavily outside. Severus complains that they are cold so Remus picks them up, grabs a blanket then walks over to the fire. Remus proceeds to wrap themselves up with Severus and they cuddle by the fire. A few moments later, Remus starts to kiss and bite their way down Severus's neck. Severus becoms flustered as asks what Remus is doing. Remus just replies with "I'm warming you up, Severus" in a seductive voice. It soon leads to slow, steamy sex by the fire.
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Your prompt: Imagine Remus running up behind Severus and quickly picking them up and spinning them around, setting them back down and placing Severus's head on their chest and Remus's chin now resting on their head. Before Severus can ask what has got them in such a good mood today, they whisper, "I just realized how in love I am with you and it feels fantastic."
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus and Severus the morning they have had sex. Severus decides to go shower and Remus notices *fluid* runnning down Severus's legs, Aroused again, Remus follows Severus into the shower where they go again.
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Your prompt: Imagine that Severus was in an abusive relationship before they were with Remus. One day, Severus accidentally breaks something (a plate, vase, etc), and while Remus isn't mad at all, Severus starts crying and whispering Please don't hurt me over and over again. (Because in their past relationship, breaking something would have resulted in abuse). Remus gently wraps their arms around Severus and tells them in a kind voice that they would never hurt Severus, and that Remus promises to keep Severus safe at all costs.
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Your prompt:
Severus, is playing piano: Maybe one day I can play at your wedding.
Remus: Gross, I don't want you playing at my wedding.
Remus: How about you stand beside me instead?
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Your prompt:
Severus: God give me patience.
Remus: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'
Severus: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus pinning Severus down, locking their gazes together for a few moments, and then slowly trailing kisses down Severus's body. They get encouraged by the soft mewling Severus makes, and it ends in sweet, slow and romantic sex.
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Your prompt: Remus having to help Severus undress after an injury.
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Your prompt: NSFW Imagine Sirius and Severus sitting at a table in a public place. They play a game, unknown to the people around them, in which Sirius gradually moves their hand up Severus's leg under the table. The game is to see how close Severus can let Sirius's hand get to there between their thighs before they chicken out and stop them.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius making Severus dress in really kinky underwear and later takes their sweet time to enjoy the view as Severus blushes heavily and is quite embarrassed.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius were supposed to go out for a date but a snow storm hits and they get snowed in. Sirius is really sad about it so Severus builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching Christmas movies together.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is a virgin and Sirius practically worships their body the first time they have sex, giving every part of them attention in order to make it enjoyable for Severus.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius teasing Severus with sex toys.
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Your prompt: Severus screams at the top of their lungs and when James comes running to them, they find Severus standing on top of a chair screaming about a spider. Bonus: James is also afraid of spiders.
You can change the characters to ones you think work better
ScatterPatter incorrect quotes generator
Sirius: What time is it?
Remus: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Remus: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Severus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Remus: It’s 2 am
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Remus: Severus, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Severus: Well of course I have.
Severus: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Severus: It's boring.
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Remus: What is your biggest weakness?
Severus: I can be uncooperative.
Remus: Okay, can you give me an example?
Severus: No.
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Severus, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
James: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Remus: WHY. why did you give Sirius a KNIFE?!
Severus: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Remus: Now I feel unsafe!
Severus: I’m sorry.
Severus: ... would you like a knife?
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Sirius: Hey, Remus? Can I get some dating advice?
Remus: Just because I’m with Severus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Severus: sirius and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Remus: *Sighing* What did Sirius do?
Severus: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sirius: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Severus, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Remus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Sirius: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Severus: playing systemic oppression
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Severus: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Remus: You were flirting with Sirius.
Severus: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Remus: You asked him if he was single.
Severus:
Remus: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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*Severus is cooking*
Remus: Any chance that’s for me?
Severus: It’s for James. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Sirius: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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James: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Remus: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sirius?
Sirius: Probably “road work ahead”.
Severus: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Severus: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Remus: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Sirius: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
James: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Severus: Why is Remus so sad?
Sirius: he took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Severus: And...?
Sirius: he got James.
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Severus: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Severus: *punches wall*
Severus:
Severus: Take me to the hospital.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Severus*
Severus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Severus, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Severus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Severus, about Remus: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Sirius: Are we stealing them?
James: New or used?
Severus: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Severus: *Screams*
Remus: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sirius: Should we do something?
James: No, I want to see who wins.
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Severus, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Remus, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sirius, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
James, trembling: What are we playing
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Severus: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Remus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sirius: I got distracted about halfway through.
James: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Severus: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Remus: Is it me, Severus?
Severus: No, it’s not you.
Sirius: Is it me, Severus?
Severus: It’s not you either.
James: Is it me, Severus?
Severus:
Severus, mockingly: Is IT mE Severus?
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Sirius: Why are Severus and Remus sitting with their backs to each other?
James: They had a fight.
Sirius: Then why are they holding hands?
James: They get sad when they fight.
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Severus: Dammit, Remus!
Remus: What?! It wasn’t me!
Severus: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sirius!
Sirius: Not me either.
Severus: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
James: *whistles*
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James, banging on the door: Severus! Open up!
Severus: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Sirius: No, he meant-
Remus: Let him finish.
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James: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Remus: I don’t know how to do that.
Sirius: I don’t wear a watch.
Severus: Time is a construct.
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Severus: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Remus: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Severus: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SIRIUS WITH ME
James, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Severus: Remus, I'm sad.
Remus: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Sirius: James, I'm sad.
James, nodding: mood.
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Severus: Listen, I can explain...
Remus: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Sirius: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
James: You guys are getting paid?
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Severus: I just ended a four year relationship.
Remus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Severus: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Sirius and James fighting from across the room*
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Sirius: Truth or dare?
Remus: Dare
Sirius: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Remus: Hey James
James, blushing: Yeah?
Remus: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Severus
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Sirius: Yo is James sleeping or dead?
Severus: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Remus: Yeah, so did I.
James: Okay first of all, fuck you-
my personal favs
Young Snape:
a life of smoke and silvered glass: Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily. Severus doesn't become a Death Eater because he believes in it, Jily get married. Sweet, slightly sad ending. (So cute).
Falling Apart: Time travel fic, no pairings, Severus goes back to when James levicorpused him. (I loved this, I loved how Mary was included and Avery had a redemption arc. Severus never calls Lily mudblood.)
in glory and in ruin: Mulciber/Snape but it's not a main part of it. Basically, a Triwizard Tournament in between the school houses, and Severus gets chosen even though he's only 16. The Marauders and Lily aren't really in it, focuses on Snape's Gang, Charity and Aurora. WIP, and I LOVE it!
The Gryffindor Sort: WIP. Long. In which Severus is a Gryffindor, Lupin is hiding something, Potter and Black are the worst, and there's a Wizarding War about to erupt.
Severus and the Marauders: Long. What if instead of being insulted and excluded from the group, Severus was embraced instead. After all, it was the actions of the group that shaped history from the sidelines. So what if they shaped history a little differently?
That Awful Snape Boy: It had all happened on Wednesday 3rd of September 1973; Minerva committed the date to memory. She would always be amazed that this discussion could happen in the first place. If the boy hadn’t been unconscious, would they even have learnt anything before it was too late?
The Unwanted Boy From Spinner's End: Severus Snape’s existence is a mistake. His mother hints at it often enough with her regretful, drawn-out sighs, while his father prefers to get the message across with a good strapping and a lecture on his worthlessness. Needless to say, the twelve-year-old is not particularly inclined to trust adults, no matter how concerned or caring they claim to be. His life changes abruptly, however, one late evening in September when an illicit brewing session results in a forced trip to the Hogwarts infirmary. Not only is the truth about Severus' home life discovered, but an investigation reveals that shortly prior to his mother’s unexpected death, a single piece of parchment was deposited into her Gringotts vault—a Last Will and Testament in which Eileen Snape née Prince grants guardianship of her son to none other than Albus Dumbledore himself.
To Recollect the Future: Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too.
Severus' choice: How one choice changed history's course, or the life of Severus Snape from Hogwarts to adulthood if characters were less caricatural, and Voldemort and the Death Eaters were more than bogeymen. This is an AU, events before and after may differ from the books.
the lost generation: The Marauders era at Hogwarts, Voldemort's rise to power and the subsequent war, family loyalties and dishonour, and the struggles of friendship in a difficult time.
Snily:
Come Once Again and Love Me: My favourite Snily fic ever. Snape and Lily time travel back from their individual deaths to when they were still at Hogwarts. Realistic-Lily misses James and Harry and their falling in love is slow burn too. Made me want to cry. I almost liked James!
The Fields of Summer: Short and sad. His past was bleeding into the present, just as his future was bleeding out of the gaping wound in his neck. And since memories were useless to a dead man, Snape plucked them out of his mind and gave them to The Boy Who Lived. He didn’t realize that in so doing, he’d forget her.
seventeen moons: After the werewolf prank. Severus was bitten and Lily figures it out. I hated Sirius so much and he was barely in it but he wasn't villainised-it's just the consequences of his own actions.. Loved the Snily! Short.
Surprising Lessons: Tensions run high between the students of Hogwarts in the time when Severus Snape, Lily Evans, and the Marauders are teenagers. New spells are invented, insults are traded, new bonds form, and unexpected support blooms. Short and sweet.
Vox Severus: SO cute. When Severus Snape's voice changes in fourth year, everyone notices.
Ambiguous: Order member Lily did not have a baby. Death Eater Severus did not hear a prophecy. Consequently, the Dark Lord did not fall. ...but what happens when a long forgotten prophecy suddenly shakes, and flashes through the colours of the spectrum..?
Switching Wands: Severus and Lily acted as best friends should and talked about the Whomping Willow incident. Lily is less than impressed with Potter’s behaviour from that point onward.
Her Slytherin, His Gryffindor: Lily has had enough of James' bullying ways, so she decides to finally take advantage of her Prefect status. Or, in another universe, Lily helps Severus, and they become even closer.
Sweet Root: Lily decides to get Severus drunk one summer night. Angst thereby incurred happily resolves itself into, uh, happiness.
You Don't Bug Me: “Is there any reason you’re half naked in my room?”
Snape/Sirius:
Two Sides: A time travel fic where Severus and Sirius find themselves back on the evening before they graduated Hogwarts. With no idea how and why that happened, they set out to get back to their respective timelines. After all, Sirius has to save Harry at the Minstry of Magic, and Severus needs to tell Potter about the final Horcrux. Right? Too bad that they find themselves back on that evening over and over again. (Personal thoughts: I loved this one, very in character and I loved how they 'fixed' their regrets of the past).
Broken Me Found Broken You: It’s determined that Severus Snape and Sirius Black are immune to punishment after years of near-fatal pranks, bullying, and homemade curses. The only person who thinks them capable of ending the feud and finishing their education is Professor McGonagall. For the summer of ‘77, she gives them a pair of charmed hand mirrors and an ultimatum: communicate. That’s it, a mere ten minutes every Saturday. Back at Hogwarts, when their animosity proves insurmountable, Sirius and Severus are relegated to a small, Eighth Year dormitory. The tight quarters—wandless—are intended to force them to make a peaceful reconciliation, but peace is impossible with a bloody war ramping up inside and outside the castle.
Sorry: Sirius Black decides to make amends for the horrid way he treated Snape when they were teenages. Snape is less than amenable to the idea. (Written around the time of book three/four). Basically, Sirius apologises a lot. And then some fucking.
The Sin in Your Grin (And the Shape of Your Mouth): The Order needed Sirius, but he doubted they'd mourn him very long when he finally disappeared. The first Wizarding war, Snape and Sirius are fucking. Sirius thinks Remus is the spy, Severus tells him otherwise. Canon-compliant: James and Lily die, Peter is the spy. The last line. Shaking.
Dead Reckoning: Severus Snape delivers a potion to Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place, holding a twenty-year-old grudge in his heart. He has yearned for revenge for so long—and he will have it. Along with something else he did not ask for.
Beyond The Veil: In one world, Sirius Black ignored Severus Snape's warning and went to the Department of Mysteries to save his godson's life. He died and went beyond the veil. In another world, Sirius Black stayed back. This made all the difference. An AU where Sirius Black survived and now knew Severus Snape's deepest secret.
Rings And Ringing Bells: A bastardisation of a traditional love story. Two men both broken by the world are at wit’s end trying not to kill each other. There’s Severus, a bitter insult who does not take fools lightly, and Sirius, a drunkard who has a habit of pressing his buttons. It involves a curse which forces them to get married, an immaculate conception, and the blurring of the line between hate and love. They fear that they have no control over their lives and are doomed to make the mistakes their parents had done before them. They’re not good for each other, but the fiasco that is their romance may be enough to teach them how to hate each other and themselves a little less.
Always (Come For Me): Snape might have been lying when he said Sirius Black wasn't punished for the prank he had pulled on him. It all started with Sirius having to live with the Snapes for the remainder of his summer...
An Interlude: Set during Order of the Phoenix. Snape comes across Black looking through some of his old school things. Memories are stirred up, grudges are held, old conflicts refuse to be resolved, and new ground might be (dis)covered. A series of conversations in the year before a death.
bite your tongue, go to the funeral: A funeral, a departure, a chance encounter, a war, a funeral (again), a snide remark, and a revival.
Two Boys Kissing: Sirius goes to a gay bar and meets the last person he expects. Under cloudy skies, two boys kiss and that one moment comes to define generations of want, need and hope.
An Occlument Heart: Snape knows that, usually, keeping a secret is the bravest thing you can do. But sometimes the bravest thing is to tell one. Complete. Canon (more or less) up to the start of Book 5, when this story begins.
Found in the Moments Between the Search: When Sirius returns from beyond the Veil with knowledge of Voldemort's Horcruxes, he takes on the task of finding and destroying them. Somewhere along the way he finds an unexpected ally and perhaps something more. (AU from the end of OotP, takes place during HBP period)
Walking the Monochrome: That’s what being a dog is like – it's like you’re walking the very edge of the world, where almost all colour has run out, and you know that should you miss a step, you’ll fall off that edge... Then again, you already know all about it. The edge and the falling.” AU of the first war.
Second Life: What happens when two men are given a second chance.
The Welcoming Feast: Severus opened his eyes and he was suddenly inside Grimmauld Place. His hand flew to his neck. He remembered Nagini biting him, Potter coming to him and then he closed his eyes, expecting death, but instead he was back here.
The Devil-and-All to Pay: Albus Dumbledore is mad. Severus is sure of it, when the old man sends him to persuade Sirius Black to come back to England and let the Order use his family home as headquarters. The problem, as always, is that Severus cannot say no.
Black Out: Snape and Black try something they have never done before. Talking.
eighty-twenty: In seventh year James left Severus for Lily. Best choice he could have ever made. It never would have worked out. Besides, he and Lily are married now, she's pregnant with his soon to be child and Severus...Severus is with Sirius.
First and Last and Always: Severus had his wand. He swallowed hard. His wand. Magic. His only defense, because Black outweighed him by at least three stone. But magic was more than enough. Severus had never needed physical prowess. His magical strength, and the keenness of his mind, gave him the advantage. Except when it didn’t.
Visions of Doom: Severus gets injured in the shrieking shack (his fifth year). While unconscious he witnesses some scenes from his future and realizes becoming a death eater wouldn’t bring him power and glory but pain and servitude. He spends the rest of his schooling trying to shape a different future for himself.
Anything by FabulaRasa on AO3.
Remus/Snape:
Fuel the Pyre of Your Enemies: A paired class assignment for Astronomy incites a mutually beneficial agreement between Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. An exploration of sexuality and friendships. (One of my favourite Snupin fics, really realistic. Also no evil!peter).
where the wolfsbane blooms: Remus and Severus friendship, and then more. 7000 words-short but sweet. Severus tries to cure the lycanthropy. James is constantly befuddled.
Have Your Cake and Eat It: Remus POV. Long. Incredible. Changed my world view. I cried with Remus at the end. Still kind of happy! Time travel fic. Remus lives. Realistic for the characters and especially for the seventies (although lowkey Remus is too woke for the nineties why does he know the word heteronormative). I loved Sirius in this one. Lying in hospital after the Battle of Hogwarts, Remus Lupin has a lovely lucid dream that he's gone back to his school days at Hogwarts. Only the day passes, then another, and another, and soon he must face the terrifying possibility that it isn't a dream — that he has irreparably altered the events of the past. Cunegonde is SO good!
DELOCAPONUM: 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟏. A new acquaintance to the territory of teaching, an old friend to grief and misfortune, and entirely off on the wrong foot, twenty-one-year-old Professor Severus Snape reverts to an old charm of his — a charm for things that are lost — in attempt to find the one book in which he wrote it. But when the spell starts working against him and mysterious things start happening to his own students, it seems he has no choice but to form an alliance with an old schoolyard enemy in order to find a culprit, a book, and his own identity. And one thing is for certain: the irritating charm of Remus Lupin is nearly impossible to refuse.
Creature Comforts: A classic! Remus and Severus are paired to work together in Care of Magical Creatures in 6th year. Neither one is too happy with the arrangement at first.
That Awful Boy: CLASSIC! Severitus. Petunia lets slip a twenty-year-old secret, and Harry is sent to Spinner's End to study Occlumency early. Severus Snape can see no way in which this could end in catastrophe.
Not Really Here: After the werewolf prank, Severus disappears. He’s still at Hogwarts—at least, he thinks he is—and he’s probably still alive, but no one can see or hear him. Except for Lupin. Remus, meanwhile, is avoiding the other Marauders—as well as everyone else—and Snape becomes the sole exception to his self-appointed isolation. As they work together to look for answers about Severus’ condition, the unlikely pair drift toward friendship. But building a relationship of any kind presents a challenge when neither of them is sure Severus exists at all. I've only read this once but I love it. No Marauders bashing, but no pretending they're saints either. And they have a pretty big part but obvs Snupin is at the forefront.
The Heir to the House of Prince: Harry is the main character and the main ship is Harry and Theo. While Snupin is secondary it's pretty central. Summer of 4th year and Harry's all alone, dealing with his grief and the sudden revelation that James Potter is not his father. Support comes in a strange form. The form of Theo Nott, son of a death Eater. A strange friend who says he'll help him find his true father, whoever this Lord Prince might be. Technically Snily ig? But not really.
Sight Unseen: After losing his sight during the Battle of Hogwarts, Remus struggles to adjust to his new circumstances; when depression threatens to overwhelm him, he receives unexpected assistance from an unknown source.
The Other Side of The Mirror: In sixth year, Remus Lupin nearly killed Severus Snape in wolf form. Miraculously, Severus escaped unharmed. But what if he hadn't?
The Meaning of Mistletoe: What was going on was that Severus Snape had no trouble tracking down one Petunia Evans, now Dursley, to a little town in Surrey where he saw how exactly she was treating her nephew. Which somehow led to last night and Severus knocking on Lupin’s door with a toddler half-asleep in his arms.
Spymaster: Former spymaster and one time headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Severus Snape left the house just once a week on a Tuesday. Wherein Snape wears tracksuit pants and smokes too many cigarettes and Lupin is into it.
Well They're No Friends Of Mine: Whenever his friends pull a prank on Snape, Remus always looks the other way. But what if there's another option?
The Other Side of the Mirror: I haven't read this, but it's a 'what if Remus bit Snape.' 60000 words.
Artemisa Absinthium: The Rat and the Snake: AU set during the First Wizarding War. Severus has defected from the Dark Lord, and become a double agent for Dumbledore. When he learns of an informant it sends the Order into disaray. Can he uncover the identity of the traitor before his own true loyalty is revealed? What price is he willing to pay for his redemption? And can a man like Severus Snape ever be worthy of love?
Capnolagnia: Three times Remus caught Severus Snape smoking.
About Wolves and Snakes: Unfinished. Remus Lupin woke up being fifteen years old again, having no idea how or why. Upon learning that he could not return, he decided that he would try to change the way things happened.
One Thousand Galleons: It's been six years since Remus Lupin, age 25, left England after the death of his father and the slow dissolving of his friendship with the Marauders. A letter from James finds him in Canada at an opportune time, asking him to come home to meet his soon-to-be-born son. Remus never expected that his time away would give him the perfect resume for teaching at Hogwarts, nor did he expect that his return would spark both conflict and resolution. If only he could get the Potion's Professor to understand how sorry he is for the way things turned out. “What is the price for your forgiveness?” --- “One Thousand Galleons.”
Living Legend: Marauders-era fic, Snape decides he needs some "hands-on" experience and chooses Remus as his very special study partner. But there's more to these extracurricular activities than meets the eye.
Lily's Boy: With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch. Side Snupin.
It's Not Over Til It's Done: Unfinished. Severus did not expect to survive the Second Wizarding War, but survive he did. Remus didn't either, yet due to unforeseen circumstances, Remus finds himself taking care of Severus in the wake of surviving Nagini's venom.
Ten Aprils: Severus must find a way for Harry to defeat Voldemort. Remus must find a way for Severus to free himself from the past. The Dark Lord is about to attack Hogwarts, and Harry needs to get over his rage, hate and despair in order to learn to summon the phoenix needed to defeat Voldemort. Snape must find the answers, then teach Harry how. In the next thirty minutes. Like it would ever happen.
A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love: A story in which Severus Snape is unable to sleep; a certain werewolf is impersonating Celestina Warbek and cauldrons are used as prevention, sort of.
the week that changed it all: It’s Christmas break in Remus’ 6th year of Hogwarts. Sadly, his parents aren’t home so he has to stay over at Lily’s house for the week. He makes a discovery he didn’t know was possible. The first one was that apparently, Severus lived not far away, the second one was that he started to like the boy.
A Prince By Early Frost: While preparing his chamber for the Philosopher’s Stone, Severus encounters the dark fae borne by a black glass mirror, buried deep beneath the castle. He is chosen, but unsure by what, until over a year later, when a figure from his dreams takes the Defense position, asking for a favor.
Chocolate Cake and Other Intimacies: Remus Lupin is spending his birthday alone in the hospital wing. Severus brings him his homework to cheer him up.
That Awful Snape Boy: It had all happened on Wednesday 3rd of September 1973; Minerva committed the date to memory. She would always be amazed that this discussion could happen in the first place. If the boy hadn’t been unconscious, would they even have learnt anything before it was too late? Guardian fic but Snape is the ward in this one. AU set in the Marauders Era. Rated T to be safe.
Basically anything by McKay on AO3.
Snape/James:
Knowledge of the Gods: Severus was either in a coma and dying, already dead and trapped in some purgatory, completely and utterly insane, or living in the body of his past self. And, perhaps most suspiciously, why did James Potter keep looking at him like that?!
A Touch, A Kiss, A Whisper of Love: After Severus Snape and James Potter find themselves stuck in an awkward detention together, an unlikely friendship forms. As their newfound friendship develops, James discovers something new about himself while Severus tries to fight his growing attraction to the Gryffindor boy.
Cake, Please!: Slight SA gives me the ick, but vaguely fun to read. A story of blackmail, the wonderful world of sexuality, and lots of cake.
Revenge is Sweet: A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell, but little does he know that James has plans of his own that will send both their lives spiraling irrevocably out of control.
Ninety-Three: James promises Severus that if Severus has sex with him 93 times, he will break up with Lilly and advocate that she date Severus.
Absolution: What is it that draws James to Severus? A disease? A curse? A secret wish... a need? Try as he might to ignore the Slytherin, in the end, to Severus is where James always finds himself. **SLOW BUILD** Rated M for... certain kinds of scenes later on.
The Dreamer in the Well: James got the girl....finally. She even stopped being friends with Severus, whom he absolutely hated. But one day, his curiosity changes everything.
Love Is Strange: At the start of his sixth year, James Potter decides to finally stop ruining Severus' life. His friends agree to stop the bullying but what they do not know is the reason why James decided to put an end to it. They think he just matured or grew tired of it but the truth is a little more complicated than that.
A Fickle Thing: James Potter's marriage is failing- What a perfect time to disguise himself as a muggle, follow Severus Snape to what is either a makeshift dance club or a party for gay muggles, and then do a series of things he really should not do.
Rise: Severus Snape was tired of his fate, to be a lowly snake. Luckily, fate was kind to him this time and the arrival of a tournament had come. It was a spur of the moment kind of thing, a moment of weakness and strength that led Severus to put his name in the Goblet of Fire. But he was chosen now, and he had no choice but to play in the game, maybe he will live or die, but either way he wasn't going to become what everyone said he would be.
Apocrypha: Two can keep a secret, if one of the two is dead.
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown): Long, loved it, well written. James Potter starts his seventh year with a secret. He has amazing friends, Sirius is always right by his side, Lily is finally starting to warm up to him. His life is an endless cycle of partying and drinking. So what if the Wizarding World is on the precipice of war? So what if Severus Snape has disappeared from Hogwarts? That's not James's problem. Life is beautiful, and even if it's all an illusion he wants to hold on to that dream for just a little bit longer.
Colours of Redemption: Severus Snape was meant to die. Instead he was placed into hell. Trapped in timeloops, Severus tries to make sense of the future knowledge he suddenly had. If he made one bad move, everything is reset for him to try again. Being placed into a new house and everyone being nice to him, Severus is doing his best but it is hard. Especially when James Potter is noticing him in a different way.
Goeey Melting Hearts: In their 5th year James, Sirius and Remus over hear a conversation that makes them reconsider their opinions of the ‘future Death Eaters’. The Marauders stop bullying, but guilt eats at James until he decides to apologize. That summer James tracks down Severus, but sees something that crushes him.
Regulus/Snape:
Burning Doves: The first Snape/Regulus I ever read. Regulus needs help with potions and Snape tutors him. Not much Marauders, they're just offscreen assholes. Narcissa and Severus friendship which I always enjoy. It's done, but I haven't finished it yet. Whoops.
Severus and Snape: Severus Snape finds Lily dead in Godric's Hollow, her son's screams echoing in his ears, and decides to end his life with hers. Fate has other ideas. Next thing he knows, he's facing an 11-year-old Lily Evans, on their way to their first year at Hogwarts.
Snape & or / Narcissa:
Seven Days: Severus knows a lot can happen in seven days. Slash.
Living A Lie: All of her life, Narcissa Black has had to live as the perfect lady, and witch; to never reveal one's inner heart, nor ever go against the wishes of one's family. After being forced into an engagement she does not want during her sixth year at Hogwarts, Narcissa has kept the desires of her heart on ice; particularly, for a wizard her family would never in a million years have approved of: Severus Snape. Even after the birth of her son Draco, she has harbored these desires deep in her heart for the enigmatic Potions Master. But when she comes to Spinners End to ask Severus to watch over Draco at the start of the school term of 1997, she finds that she cannot keep her heart on ice for the wizard of her dreams any longer...
What Lies Beneath: "Please, Professor, I saw him-I saw Snape," Harry said, struggling to breathe, "he's hurt...we've got to find him-we've got to find him right now or he's going to die!" Severus Snape's redemption story told in the span of three books from multiple perspectives.
Snape/Others:
Redemption: Severus died that night at the hands of the Dark Lord, the man he "worked" for and was "loyal", at least that's what the Lord believed him to be, an impeccable servant. Even so, he ended up dying for his master's snake. He knew it would happen, he was sure his time was coming, just like the manipulative old goat's plan. However, what would he do when he found out that he wasn't the only one who had the memories of his past life? How would his life turn out? Better or worse?
Breaking the Mould: Everyone knew Severus' future. Everyone knew he'd become a death eater, maybe get his mastery in potions and eventually die at his master's hand. But what if they didn't know Severus as well as they thought they did? Rather than conform to the role people expected him to play, Severus takes action. During 6th year he leaves Hogwarts, joining an apprenticeship overseas that guarantees not only a future but his own happiness. Meanwhile the Marauders (minus Peter) are left regretting what can never be. They each had a secret, something none of them were willing to admit. Only now it's too late. But what happens when Severus re-emerges during the war? Not a death eater, not a teacher even. But a strong, independent and most importantly a free man. How will the marauders react?
Dinner and a Show: James takes Lily out to dinner, an unhappy evening made more difficult by the arrival of Severus and Lucius Malfoy at a nearby table.
Snape & Others:
O Mine Enemy: Severitus, long. When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good. Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know; Yet I Live and I Love: Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby’s breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Second Life: What happens when two men are given a second chance. Snape & Sirius.
Not Entirely Tedious: Young Professor Severus Snape shows up for a meeting, but the only other person there is the Deputy Headmistress. He wants to leave and return later, after the other participants will have arrived, but Professor McGonagall explains why that is impossible. Cross about having his plans for the day disrupted for a meeting that’s not taking place, Snape resents having to spend the afternoon with McGonagall. She doesn’t seem very pleased, either, but is content to relax and wait. Snape isn’t so patient, and soon manages to annoy his companion.
The Young Potions Professor: The staff avoided him like the plague, ignored him, or straight up left when he went into the staff room. And the worst thing was that they didn't even try to hide their collective disgust for him. If he got into the staff room in the morning and any of them were there, they would immediately get up and go sit on the furthest side of the room, as far from him as possible.
Slytherin Career Day: The student of Slytherin House were born with everything: wealth, prestige and pure wizarding blood. Now it's Severus Snape's job to help them find the one thing they don't have: careers.
In Another Lifetime: HP AU. In a world where Tom Riddle was slaughtered, the wizarding wars did not occur, and Albus Dumbledore promoted peace in Hogwarts, Lily Evans and Severus Snape did the impossible: they remained lifelong friends. Snape meets his potential, and has a shot at happiness along the way.
immortalists with points to prove: The Snape kid is hardly a hero. Then again, neither is Alastor.
Sirius/Severus - Romance is Boring by Los Compesinos!
Remus/Severus - Space Song by Beach House
James/Severus - Crybaby by Destroy Boys
Lily/Severus - First Love/Late Spring by Mitski
Regulus/Severus - Creep by Radiohead.
Severus - Let Down by Radiohead.