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Aizawa walks into UA dorms and sees izuku with like 50 cats sitting on izuku asleep on the floor
Izuku wakes up: uggh what happened
Aizawa: I would also like to know that
Shinso: izuku was up from a week and decided yesterday that he was king of the cats
Izuku and aizawa: ......
Kota: the thing is the cats voted and now izuku is officially king.
Izuku:...... Sweet
(I just snorted my juice out my nose laughing at this thanks friend xD)
izuku :..... sweet I'm king of cats
aizawa looking around :.... I'm... I'm shocked but somewhat proud?
shinso : same here he got bastard the cat to like him idk how he did
izuku : their my children now and I love them
the cats all meowing at izuku : mewoooo
kota :... they said they love you too
izuku tearing up cuddling the cats : *snif* I'd die for you all.
aizawa : let's maybe not?
izuku shaking his head : no.
izuku now sitting up more : what else did i do?
aizawa smirking : you called mic a pussy ass bitch in English because he wouldn't let you down another energy drink
izuku pale : oh fuck..... I did that.... when?
shinso nodding : in English mic was so stunned he had to sit down for ten minutes to recover to be fair the class had to as well it was shocking
izuku head on hands as he groans : oh my god someone should have hit me over the head after that
aizawa : Oh so you don't wanna know what you said to midnight....
izuku : what did I say....
aizawa : she asked if you had a crush ans the thing you said back word for word was "the only crush j have is crushing anxiety and depression".
izuku : oh that isn't so bad
aizawa : You then proceeded to say "oh and the dead people who relay on me saving the world but we don't need to talk about all that"
izuku : oh that is so bad...
sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?
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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:
aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?
izuku : the sand is killing me.
everyone pale faster then before :
midnight : w-what?
izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.
aizawa : okay you need a nap.
izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!
aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!
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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?
Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..
aizawa nodding : mood.
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aizawa, texting: O
Izuku : What?
aizawa: Don’t read into that.
Izuku : But I will read into that.
aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
aizawa: Dude, really?
aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.
Izuku : It could stand for something!
aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…
aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Izuku : Optometrist.
aizawa: Oh my God…
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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good
aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?
Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Izuku , texting: I’m trying
aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.
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aizawa: What's two plus two?
Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.
aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...
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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!
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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe
aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?
izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!
aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!
Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!
izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude
aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!
izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!
aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.
izuku : me too!
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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :
the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?
aizawa : nope.
izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?
aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT
The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!
Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?
izuku glaring : you pussy.
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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :
... you good buddy?
izuku : the walls talking shit.
aizawa : okay time for bed kid common
izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.
aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.
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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone
aizawa : what you good?
izuku : Im gonna to faint good night
class 1-a : what wha?
izuku drops to the floor
class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!
aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....