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Random Lost Boys Headcannons

David- The king of side eye

The rest of the boys adopted David’s side eyeing habit

People can usually feel it when one of the boys are side eyeing them

Marko and Paul would’ve loved watching Jersey Shore

Paul would’ve done the Jersey Shore fist pump

“You start at the bottom! Then work your way up!” -Paul

The boys avoid Star at all costs if she’s on her period

But they will tease her from afar about it

Marko goes out of his way to make babies cry when he sees them in public

Dwayne gets baby fever

Dwayne likes to hold random people’s babies on the boardwalk

Paul once went on a boardwalk ride while chewing on tobacco and he threw up everywhere

Paul has 🍃 connections

Marko one time got his cheek pinched and called a cutie by some girl on the boardwalk

And that’s how Marko discovered his weakness for pet names

Star had to ask the boys to get her pads and they came back with panty liners and jumbo tampons

Cue Star’s blank staring as her eyes got progressively watery

David has a disdain for vomit. Any other bodily fluid is fine, but vomit is a sure fire way to get David grossed out

The boys give Star major ick

Star’s ick reaction is blankly looking at the culprit up and down before moving away from them

Dwayne likes 60s music still and will occasionally listen to it in private

Paul owns a bunch of cassettes of mostly metal

All the cassettes were stolen and Paul proudly plays them from his also stolen boombox.

Marko trained his pigeons to shit on command

They all got pelted with pigeon shit after a training mishap

Marko was not allowed to say the word shit after that

i was thinking abt this for a while

The lost boys + Star and their TALL s/o

How I think the lost boys + Star would react to a tall!gn!reader who likes to wear platforms even though they're already above average height (I'm talking 6'2/6'3 at LEAST)

Marko : its a love/hate relationship. don't get me wrong he loves you a lot but he’s already shorter than all the other boys and he can get insecure about it. but as long as you reassure him that you like him the way he is, all is good. please let him try on all of your platforms, he like to pretend he’s tall. he loves when bend down to kiss him and when you engulf him wile cuddling.

Paul : he equates your height with strength, so if he jumps on you, don't be surprised. He has made the 'climb you like a tree' comment more than once. PLEASE wear matching platforms with him, he will be putty in your hands.

Dwayne : it's different for him.hes used to being taller than or tallest of most. But he loves getting to lean on you when you have you higher platforms on and you tower over him. Without them, your the same height so he is all over you, being touchy enough for the both of you.

David : he didn't think he would like having s/o taller than him. That was, until he met you. Cause not only are you someone he actually likes, but you also intimidate people with your very presence. As long as no one says anything about you having to bend down to kiss him. (He won't let you kiss him again for another week)

Star : star acts like she doesn't care all that much, but you can tell she LOVES your hight. You being so much bigger than her makes her feel safe. Plus she always liked the tall partner + short partner dynamic. Please pick her up and/or carry her around

Gifts from the lost boys + Star

Types of gifts and things I think the boys and Star would get you and why

Marko : he likes to get you whatever he finds, wherever. rocks, soda tabs, sea shell, you name it. one time he gave you a DOG COLLER that he stole off some poor puppy. but don't get me wrong as random as most his gifts are, some of them are VERY nice. plus, all the gifts have meaning to them.

Paul : he is a kleptomaniac. everything he he's ever gotten you has been stolen or pick pocketed in some way. one time he gave one of David's earrings IN FONT OF HIM, luckily David knew it wasn't your doing so you only had to watch as Paul got absolutely DRAGED. god forbid you look at anything for more than 3 second, because he will swipe it (swiper, no swiping ass)

Dwayne : he likes to spoil you. he'll get you brand new, EXPENCIVE things. you have no idea how he gets this stuff and if you ask he wont tell you. so just learn to accept in, because who doesn't like nice things.

David : his gifts are unexpected. sometime it will be something super nice, like a book you mentioned you wanted to read. other time its not so nice, like the necklace he gave you, that he denies he got off one of his victims. even though its still covered in blood.

Star : she is super sentimental. she makes sure that every little thing she gives you is either hand made by her or has some sort of personal meaning between the both of you. she once used an ENTIRE bracelet making kit on you (Marko was not happy about this)

Sent marking the lost boys + Star

How the boys and Star would react to you going up to them and rubbing up them to mark them with your sent ( NOT PISSING ON THEM )

No pronouns used

I %100 think they would do this to you first, but anyway...

Marko : is so confused. He thought you were coming over to cuddle with him so he opened his arms to you. But then you just started aggressively rubbing your skin on his, without a word. After like a minute you walked away and he was left there thinking 'what just happened?!?!'.(he looked to the others for an answer but they were all distracted by other things to see it happen)

Paul : is as horny as always.🙄 at first he's confused but figures it's a sexual thing so he lets it happen. He tries to do something back to return the favor but you shut him down. So he just tries his best to enjoy the attention from you. Then you walk away like nothing happened and he decides its best to not ask questions. ( seeing paul accept what happened so fast makes Marko even more confused)

Dwayne : likes it. It only takes him a second to figure out what your doing and he likes it. He thinks it sweet that you love them enough to mark what's yours. He enjoys every second of it but when you try to walk away he stops you. You think you can sent mark him and just walk away? Nope. He's pulling you into his lap holding you there with a bear trap like grip. Your cuddling for the rest of the night

David : is competitive. He lets you mark him for all of 2 seconds before he stops you and starts to sent mark you harder. You don't let that stop you, so you try harder as well. It looks absolutely ridiculous, but by the end you both smell equally like the other. Satisfied you walk away, but expect him to sent mark you alot more now that he knows your doing it to them.

Star : is ticklish. You walk up to her and within a few seconds all you can hear is her laughter echoing throughout the cave. She's also curious 🤔 so when your done she'll be the only one to ask you what you did and why. Once your done explaining it to her, she gets excited and asks to mark you back. You happily ablige her and laugh too as you feel just ticklish.

Horror movie marathon with Marko

Marvel movie marathon with Paul

Crime show binge with David

True crime binge with Dwayne

Cartoon network binge with laddie

Reality show binge with star

Merry Christmas Eve guys!!!!❤️❤️❤️

The lost boys movie recap:

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