Star Wars Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

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Rex: You're a baker? Because your dad's a cupcake. Ahsoka: What??? Rex: No! It was the other way around! Rex: You're the cupcake, not your dad! Rex: I'm not saying your dad's ugly, I don't even know him… God, I'm terrible at this, aren't I? Ahsoka: *About to burst out laughing*

Ahsoka and Anakin during their first battle together on Christophis…

Anakin: Okay, remember to follow my orders and…

Ahsoka: *Drops a wall with a hole in the middle on her Master*

Anakin: WTF?! I could have died!!

Ahsoka:

*Ahsoka and Padmé having a sister-in-law moment, talking about how unbearable Anakin can be sometimes*

Anakin entering the room: Hey girls!

Ahsoka and Padmé:

Anakin: Imagine you're a product of my mind because I have schizophrenia… do you exist?? D: Ahsoka: Imagine we both have schizophrenia and I invented you and you invented me! Anakin: So we don't exist… D: Ahsoka: D:

Ahsoka: At the beginning of my training, I was spoiled and arrogant... and yet they looked after me <3

Fives: Yes. Rex forced us.

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: A dark person always follows me when the sun comes out. Rex: Actually, I think it's your shadow. Ahsoka: I call him Leon… Rex: And if it's cloudy, what happens to Leon? Ahsoka: He just goes away! Rex: It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow…

*Ahsoka worried about arguing with Rex*

Fives: Ahsoka, relax. Go get a beer. Ahsoka: I don't want any beer. Fives: Who said it was for you? Ahsoka: Mmm...

I hope you understand the reference... XD

Ahsoka: Who's my brave and good captain? Rex: You have to stop doing that, the boys won't respect me! Ahsoka: So you're not? Rex:... Rex: Noooo!! I am! :'c Anakin: And that's how one of the best falls...

Anakin is definitely a little disappointed in our good captain XD

In a reality where Anakin didn't join the dark side…

Luke and Leia: *Arguing* Anakin: What happens now? Luke: We're arguing about who your favorite is. Leia: Yes, obviously it's me. Luke: I don't think so… *They argue again* Anakin: Children, children, I don't have favorites. I love you all equally. Luke and Leia: Aww! Anakin: If I had a favorite, everyone would know it would be Ahsoka. Luke and Leia: D: Ahsoka: :D

I couldn't help but do it XD

Ahsoka: This is a nice place... Rex: Yeah. Ahsoka: The food was very tasty... Rex: Yeah. Ahsoka: This is a date isn't it? Rex: Noooo... Rex: Yes.

I'm sure this would happen to these two fools... XD

Incorrect quote star wars version, part #2:

Anakin: I'm forgetting something. Ahsoka: Morals? values? principles? Anakin: No, no, it's something important. Ahsoka: Mmm…

Incorrect quotes Star Wars version, part #1

Ahsoka: What's your favorite thing about me? Rex: Probably your smile. Ahsoka: Seriously? Rex: Okay fine, I love how you can kill a man in only two seconds. Ahsoka:... Ahsoka: Aawww!!!

fives: *excited* hardcase, jesse & I have a joke for you

hardcase: i’m ready

fives: the council finally found out who’s been committing crimes, but it was a tough case to crack

jesse: *face palms*

hardcase: i don’t get it

jesse: HARDcase to crack, fives, we went over this A HUNDRED TIMES

tech: what happened to your homework??

omega: well…

tech: if you say that batcher ate it i will ground you

omega: it might sound crazy what i’m about to say…

crosshair: i need a hand with-

echo: *trying not to laugh*

crosshair: if you say what i think-

echo: you can borrow mine

crosshair: …

echo: …

crosshair: *sighs* i hate you

echo telling dad jokes >>

tech: *saying a random fact*

echo: *holding in laugh* TECHnically-

everyone: *face palms*

echo: CMON THAT ONE WAS GOOD

the batch: *playing hide & seek*

omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??

wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*

crosshair: *sighs* she can see you

wrecker: NO SHE CANT

crosshair: who took my data pad & sent out a message that just says “fart”??

hunter: not me

echo: *shakes head*

wrecker: i mean hilarious, but not me

tech & omega: *pointing at each other while holding in laughter*

crosshair: *under breath* i knew it

the armorer: grogu is too small, he cannot train yet

din: *hands on hips, points finger* FIRST of all lady, my baby can-

obi wan: it’s over anakin, I have the high ground

anakin: I HATE YOU

padme, whispering to jar jar: they take playing the floor is lava very seriously

mandalorian & book of boba fett spoilers⚠️

paz, book of boba fett: THE DARKSABER IS MINE YOU MUST DIE APOSTATE I HATE YOU

paz, mando s3: me and this guy have had our ups & downs but he IS my bestie

din & bo katan: *intense arguing and stare offs*

axe: *whispers* 10 credits says they’ll kiss

koska: we shouldn’t bet on that, that’s wrong

axe: …

koska: …

axe: …

koska: *whispers* 20 credits

Anakin: I have a plan!

Feemor: No, we're not going to explode anything.

Anakin: I don't have a plan.

Xanatos: Well, I do have one.

Feemor: No, we're not going to kill people.

Xanatos: Man, you have to consider it!

Obi-Wan: *raises his hand*

Feemor: Sure, tell us, dear. We're listening.

Anakin and Xanatos: Injustice!

Echo: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Fives: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Hardcase, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Echo: You're a bad influence.

Fives: And you don't know your sayings.

Crosshair: Bro, why don’t you ask me if I give a fuck?

Wrecker: Do you give a fuck?

Crosshair: Of course. We’re brothers.

Tech: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If is bites you and you die, it's venomous. Crosshair: What if it bites me and it dies?! Echo: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Crosshair, learn to listen.

Wrecker: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hunter: That’s voodoo.

Omega: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Hunter: That’s correlation, not causation.

Crosshair: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Echo: That’s kinky.

Tech: Oh my God.

Boba Fett: I feel like I can be myself around you

Din Djarin: You are weird and quiet around me

Boba Fett: Yes

Star Wars Incorrect quotes

Din: The Jedi is missing , can you find him?

Boba: why ? Do you think i microchipped him or something?

Din: well did you ?

Boba: ….

Boba: Yeah, hang on.

incorrect Star Wars quotes

Plo: you’re smiling! Did something good happen?

Mace: Can’t a Jedi smile for no reason?

Obiwan: Anakin tripped down the stairs.