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In comparison to Denmark, Switzerland just seems better to me. It’s more mountainous, and has a climate closer to the place where I lived in as a kid. I’ve also heard from trusted sources that Switzerland does have a higher cost of living, but the pay is higher and the taxes are lower. I also heard that it has better animal rights. Switzerland typically has better weather, and the civilians are much more polite and formal than ones in Denmark. During time of war, Switzerland (almost) always chooses to remain neutral, which is a better plan than to pick a side.
Plus, they sell the most chocolate in Switzerland.
Me: I’m not like most aces
Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?
Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.