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Me too dear 😻😻 I'm (999M) so glad you could own up to your mistakes, now THIS is the kind of man our society needs!
*the skeleton returns* What the fuck??! Stand back honey 😨😨 *the skeleton strikes* NOOOOOO EUGHH *I'm bleeding out profusely. As I lie on the floor, you kneel down next to me in despair. I look into your eyes* Honey... I'm sorry...
*you hold onto my hand gently until my body runs cold*
The funeral. A cold, somber venue, filled with the deafening silence of grieving. An occasional sob can be heard. You stand solemnly. Your wife is there. The car (2014 Honda) is there. Obama is there.
But you know who's not there? ME. They unveil the coffin. The body is missing. The room erupts into chaos.
why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.