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HOW UA SHOULD HAVE ENDED

Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle

Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”

Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”

She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything

Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.

(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”

Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat

Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”

Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.

Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”

(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)

Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)

Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.

Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.

Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.

Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him.

Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”

Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window

Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember

Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that

Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues

Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.

BTS footage plays with the final credits 

Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like

If anyone has any fan fictions where klaus just snaps and starts going off about something to his siblings please send me links I had very specific hopes for season 2 and they were not fulfilled

No offence but ‘The man who shot Liberty Valance’ is a trash song I’m sorry I won’t be taking critism at this time.

I guess it makes sense but there’s so many better songs I’m laughing so much it’s so baddddd

Dave: I just feel like, we won’t ever even be able to get married you know? The 1960s suck.

Klaus: Dave, always remember “it ain’t about how fast you get there, it ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side, it’s the climb”

Dave: You could make a cult with all the wierd deep shit you say

Klaus: Aha imagine that

Okay so now that Herb or however you say it is working at commission maybe next season he could help out the siblings.

Hear me out raymond and sissy clearly don’t want to go to the future but at the very least he could help them visit vanya and Allison with the briefcases. And Dave I can’t see wanting to stay given how he feels like an outsider in his family so the commission could find him before he dies and give him a job there?

When the handler says to hazel that he can retire into a time zone of his choosing, we see that it can’t mess up the timeline enough for it to not be allowed so maybe they could just let dave live because Erb feels like the type of dude to really pull through next season.

Personally I think we are getting ghost Dave next season but whatever just thought I’d present a different theory.

Okay but like what if klaus is suddenly so scared of dying because he’s worried that if he does his suspicions that he’s immortal might be proven right... do I make sense or am I just trying to justify the wierd writing in tua

Can’t believe I’m saying it but I really respect Luther. Like genuinly, he grew as a person, acknowledges his mistakes and showed that he could be better.

I love that Viktor's coming out was essentially just

Viktor: I talked to Marcus

Five: you're an idiot, Vanya

Viktor: it's Viktor

Five: oh okay

Five: you're an idiot, Viktor

What I wanna know is when Diego hallucinates the dance scene in s3.e1, did he actually dance? Because when Five gets shot with Jayme's venom, we see him doing all the actions in real life and I would just love if the Umbrellas and the Sparrows were have a heated argument and Diego just starts fucking line dance and no one gives a shit