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Book of bill/gravity falls current arg idk what to call it spoilers under the cut!!

WEIRD AL???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

NO BC i was reading yesterday and bill got the timelines jumbled up in his retelling of events.

when talking about his meddling in human affairs he tells it in (mostly) chronological order, ending with the tri-angels in the 1990s

HOWEVER

we know from the show and literally everything else BUT tbob (no real concrete dates given) that billford met in 1981, which is when bill would've been busy with maniacintosh computers according to himself

SO WHAT IS THE TRUTH?

am i tweaking tho bcz why r so many things just. wrong. in the new gravity falls stuff. like

... june sixteenth??? brown eyes???? who r u talking about rn bcz its #not my stanford

like?? its been eating me up for ages. that and all the typos everywhere? when theres evidently SO much care put into all of it? i DONT TRUST IT

So fellow Gravity Falls fans, how are we feeling on this fine day?

Real

Alex Hirsch right now watching us all suffer while being more quiet today than a Sears at rush hour.

Alex Hirsch is probably sitting and chilling somewhere while watching the entirety of the Gravity Falls fandom crumble into chaos over a website

maybe it’ll happen @ hour -8

Real

the whole fandom just reloading the page over and over

typing in Stanley sent me to eBay for brass knuckles Code 1: Mabel

Code 2: Stanford

update: KEEP ENTERING STANLEY