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“YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?” You yelled at the top of your lungs, leaving no air. Loki looked at you with no emotion.
“I am the god of mischief after all Y/n! What did you expect me to do?” He asked, leaning in your direction.
“I TRUSTED YOU! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PAY ME WITH? I loved you even when others warned me about you!” You started crying after those words left your lips.
“Well, now I know you are one of the dumbest immortals alive!” He smiled his devious smile and turned away, walking towards the portal.
“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS LOKI! MEN LIKE YOU WILL ALWAYS PAY FOR THEIR SINS!” You yelled, looking up to his back. He slightly turned his body towards you and spoke.
“Until then!” He waved at you and jumped into the portal, vanishing within seconds.
A/n: gifs aren’t mine!
Tom Hiddleston
Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?
Tom: I’d rather no-
Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!
Tom: I’m listening!
Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!
(He said winking at you)
Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*
(You said waving goodbye and walking off)
Tom: (gif happens) Wow!
Sebastian Stan
(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns)
Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny!
Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?
Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan?
Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!
Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?
Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!
Y/n: You make one!
Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!
(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens
Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!
(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)
Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?
(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)
Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!
(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)
Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?
Chris Evans
Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!
Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!
Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Y/n: You did not just say that to me!
(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)
Chris: You heard me!
Y/n: You just started war Evans!
(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)
Chris: I’m well aware of that!
(He got up and slowly walked towards you)
Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse
Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
Chris: Are you the chicken?
(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)
Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!
Chris: Right!
Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!
(Chris nodded his head mockingly)
Chris: Yeah you do!
You and Tom had an interview for the upcoming movie ‘Thor Ragnarok’.
INTERVIEWER: So y/n! Tell me, what do you like about Loki?
YOU: I really like his staff! If Loki never had the staff, I wouldn’t of fell in love with him.
TOM: That’s not the actual reason why she falls in love with Loki!
INTERVIEWER: What do you mean?
(You stare at Tom waiting for an answer)
TOM: Fun fact! Loki actually has 2 staffs! (Tom starts heckling)
INTERVIEWER: Is that… like an inside joke or something?
(Tom just stares at you for a reaction)
YOU: I don’t get it!
~~~5 minutes later during the interview~~~
YOU: OHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!
(Toms gif)
YOU: Can I say a cuss word?
INTERVIEWER: Sure!
YOU: Tom you dirty bastard!
TOM: You are soooo late!!!
~~imagine~~
FURY: Y/n! How do I know you aren’t under Loki’s control right now? Say something you will only say to me!
YOU:How do I know you came from your moms vagina and not a trash can?
LOKI: (gif) She got you real hard on that one
FURY:SHUT YOUR HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU LOKI
Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously 🙄💍💍