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3 weeks ago

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2


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The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.


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Random civilian: OH NO, the super duper evil man overlord guy who be kinda queer coded my dudes is trying to kill us all, agaaaaain

The hero sighs and whispers: Fre sha voca do

The hero: *immediately transforms and is super cool and saves everyone*

Hero, once everyone is gone: .....Hi, welcome to chili's.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.


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