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7 months ago

YANKEE CANDLES!??? OH these are so accurate

17776 Probes But I Assigned Them Yankee Candle Scents (based Off Color First And Theme Second Mostly)
17776 Probes But I Assigned Them Yankee Candle Scents (based Off Color First And Theme Second Mostly)
17776 Probes But I Assigned Them Yankee Candle Scents (based Off Color First And Theme Second Mostly)
17776 Probes But I Assigned Them Yankee Candle Scents (based Off Color First And Theme Second Mostly)

17776 probes but i assigned them yankee candle scents (based off color first and theme second mostly)


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2 years ago

I'm SO jealous right now, where I'm from web don't have nice-smelling, men-replacing, burning delights like this one all of you are describing ๐Ÿฅฒ

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (Iโ€™m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: Iโ€™m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, youโ€™re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

โ€œDo you like this one?โ€ the cashier asked, ringing me up. โ€œEvery man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,โ€ I replied intensely. โ€œThatโ€™ll be $12.01,โ€ she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE


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10 years ago
Christmas Evening ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ„

Christmas evening ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ„


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10 years ago
Feeling So Christmassy Right Now! Iโ€™ve Done Almost All My Wrapping And My Mom Helped Me Do These Cute
Feeling So Christmassy Right Now! Iโ€™ve Done Almost All My Wrapping And My Mom Helped Me Do These Cute
Feeling So Christmassy Right Now! Iโ€™ve Done Almost All My Wrapping And My Mom Helped Me Do These Cute

Feeling so Christmassy right now! Iโ€™ve done almost all my wrapping and my mom helped me do these cute little cellophane and ribbon packages. Such a nice gift idea. The packages are filled with a mini yankee candle, chocolate and biscuits, and body shop goodies!๐Ÿ˜™๐ŸŽ๐Ÿซ


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