Thank God For Titties And Pasta

Lmao so at my school we had spirit days a while back, and one of them was Barbie. Everyone else was like “oh sweet I probably have something pink” but *my* first thought “my mom owns a fur coat”

My mojo dojo casa house era

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

So, I have an idea for a book. In short it is very gay and involves pirates, featuring an entirely woman crew.

Do I know anything about writing books? No. Is it a good idea for a book? Maybe. Was I elected “most likely to become a published author” my senior year of high school and has it given me more confidence in my abilities than it probably should have? Most likely.

I may make more posts on this, though I wanted to get The Mass’s thoughts.

Also any advice you have would be very nice <3

”my dog is hydrodynamic” - my friend

warning ⚠️

mkay so my step dad is a pharmacist and sometimes he brings home random stuff from his job (idk why) and now we just have this??? In the garage???

I want to put it in my room but idk where

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???