I need Ambessa Medarda to reach up my vagina and tickle my ovaries
I miss how easy murder was back in the day
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
Not the full government name 😭🙏
Henry Winter is so real because if I were him and I just woke up from a devastating headache of a nap and I see Edmund going through my stuff, reading MY diary, I would also smack the living shit out of him.
Girls when they turn 11
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days
girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”
I need this woman to shove her entire hand up my vagina like a thanksgiving turkey
If I were stuck in a haunted house and I was with a serial killer, you’d best know I’d cling to that serial killer for dear life to protect me from those monsters and shit
Evil woman goals