Head cannons
049 and Jay are half bothers
049s real name is Florence
035 is a HUGE simp for 049
035 cryed during titanic
106 thinks in comic sans
Yeet
035- You never cease to amaze me
049-And you never cease to Disappoint me
035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics
035- I just want you for my own
049- please leave me the fuck alone
049-jay and jacket are the duo lingo birds of the group
im sorry i dont make the rules
SCP quotes as things my friends said
035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?
049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot
079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK
096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*
106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days
173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing
682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?
035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby
049- (talks to anyother man)
035- evil again
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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs
106- (CRUNCH)
D boi- (fear)
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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)
049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?
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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few
poker night with scps
035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?
106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G
682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)
079-i want nothing but death
096-(confusion)
173- PENDEJO!
049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!
Ok i have an idea,
The song Its Tough To Be A God, but animated with 035 and 049 (but like younger and in love oooOOOo) 049 as Tullio and 035 as Miguel
049 being reserved and staying in a box of sorts
and 035 just being a theater kid very out going pulling 049 around shit like that
(For the part of the song were they say " Be deified when really youre a sham" i kinda want 049 to take a bit off a grape vine)
Please i NEED to see it and im not good enough with digital to make it
035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die
049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?
The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism
So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
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