⟟ Am Starting ⏃ Cult!

So I'm in band right.

Here's what I've learned:

Trumpets- aren't playing half the time

Saxaphones- trying their best

Claranets- actually sound great

Drums- chill and good at smackin sticks

Flutes- will shove a picolo up your ass if you dare use the term 'woodwind' offenceivly

Those three girls in the back that sometimes do stuff- cowbell and fancy mirakas i aint even shittin you

Pianists- one of them sorta knows what they doing the other doesn't give a shit and just presses buttons and everyone ignores them unless they wanna hit some keys while walking by

vape chick and her brother, bullfrogboy are no longer on the bus

It's drama time!

So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.

Or so it seemed.

We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"

Should be over, right? Wrong.

Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"

End of story? Never.

As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.

This is the end- sike!

Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.

It only gets worse? You guessed it!

She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".

Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.

BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.

It's like an instict almost

Me, writing in my notes app:

Mom: what are you doing?

Me, switching tabs discreatly: looking at the economic inpact of turtles-

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t

No Context Spoilers For The Edge Of Sleep

Yall find you a friend who will politely call you out if you take things too far I love my homie soso much cuz i made the "im either bringing a phone or a gun to camp" remark from my previous post on discord and she was like "also dont joke about bringing a gun shooter jokes arent funny" and i fuckin keyboard smashing explaining that that was not at all what i was going for cuz i was like "oh i want some form of protection oh yes a gun gun equals protection" but it literally looks like a shooter joke and she was like "i figured, that didnt seem like the type of joke you would make i just had to be sure and also make sure you didnt say it infront of someone that didnt know you as well" like fhudj she was literally like "i was making sure you wouldnt make a mistake that you may get stuck in with someone who isnt the light of your world and also your best friend and i know you really well and believe that you wouldnt make a joke like that" my god i wasnt even anxious at all it was all "honest mistake"s "thank you"s "im sorry"s and "i love you"s

A peice of history right here

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

Honey, I don't know what the fuck that is but it sure as hell is scarier than a bear

Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.

Over thirty are in ISS.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside