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tysm for the tag!

tags: @cupidheartsxx

and anyone else who wants to <3

i've been wanting to do one of these so here we are! sushicore tagging @lightyakami @neallo @dreamfilleddonuts @deelavis @lawtism @qeyond and anyone else who wants to play~

ty for the tag diva! (i hope you know that i will in fact be smuggling your books to my house. babysitters club? in my mouth.)

tagging: @cupidheartsxx

and whoever wants to join!

Thank youu @ameliafromafairytale for the tag!!

I was tagged to list 5 items in my bedroom and let y'all vote what you'd steal :0

Tagging 💟 @dykexenomorph @lunarzomb @erodingsinner @filwmmd @mirrorcowby @baked-potatoes-rule @haydenbites @postmorteum @detnylaharper @paris-roubaix and anyone else who wants to join in 🤸🏼‍♀️

Has anyone pointed out the parallel of Van’s teammates not pulling her from the fire in the plane crash but her surviving to Van pulling all her teammates from the fire’s smoke but dying

yellowjackets season 2 & 3 spoilers (theory)

walter killed lottie. this is not 100% confirmed, obviously, but i feel like after the scene with misty at his house in ep 9, it's the most plausible theory.

so, here's why i think he did it.

after nat died, we all saw how dependent misty was on walter. my theory is that after misty started being independent again (well, the misty version of independent), walter missed that and decided that the only way for the 'problem' to be 'fixed' was for him to kill another one of the yellowjackets and entice misty into the mystery aspect of the murder, OR, have her so upset by lotties death that she would fall back into the needing him.

that ia my theory, hope you like it.

THANK YOU

Guys holy shit It didn’t even click until I watched it a second time. Lottie is literally walking over the trap with the spikes. Travis let her do it and she just proved to him that she is literally chosen…. This completely confirms the supernatural element to the show

obsessed with melissa trying to tell everyone what happened to her and everyone else being like you dumbass it's shauna what did you think was gonna happen. like yeah girl it's shauna what DID you think was gonna happen

this didn't age well.

"if van dies tonight, so do i." i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: liv hewson and lauren ambrose themselves.

HEAVY YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS BELOW

oh big van and baby van my heart :(

THE SINGLE TEAR

OH I FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING HI SHAUNA

oh yuck

NOT THE FLOWERBED

oh we back in the wilderness hey shauna

'little girl' oh why do i hate this man

YOU TELL HIM SHAUNA

'we survived' YEAH BARELY, BABE

taivan fight i can't do this 😭

tell 'em misty

OH MY GOD MELISSA MISTY TAIVAN MEETUP

OH MY GOD X MARKS THE SPOT

what is travis doing

OH MY GOD THATS THE PIT

travis is pit girl confirmed

i hope shauna gets to kill kodiak

thank god they're being reasonable here

well, reasonable-ish

OH THE FREEZER WAS MISTY

yk what, go off misty, you tell them queen

I AM GOING TO KISS LOTTIE

oh he's going to try and kill her i don't like him anymore. i mean, i understand his thinking, but that is my little cult leader, sooooo...

CALLIE AND JEFF MY LOVLIES

that is a helicopter

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER

misty and her fuckass watch im crying i love her

where is van off to

OH IS THIS AB THE PHONE

i was correct

oh yeah melissa didn't know ab adam😬

melissa havin a chat with the mother-in-law

shauna jealoussssss

oh they are fightinggg

OUCH

OH

oh she missed

JAVI MENTION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

WAS SHE STANDING ON THE TRAP

lottie is jesus walking on water ahh

FATHER DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES I LOVE JEFF AND CALLIE

a very sexy lady go jeff

i need to give him a hug😭

shauna missing melissa

hashtag don't trust kodiak

OH SHAUNA KNEW is it because of the hair? she got some kinda wierd connection now, huh

O SHE STABBED HIM hannah is a yellowjacket now

misty digging deeper go queen

I JUST HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WALTER I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

yes distract him go queen

WHAT DO YOU SEE MISTY

DID WALTER KILL HER AS SOME KINDA FUCKED UP WAY TO GET TO MISTY I BET HE DID

TAI NO

ooh dream sequence

ITS THE PHONE FROM THE TITLE SEQUENCE

tai and other tai fight omg

she just gonna cut the rope (i hope)

oh nat😭😭 NO I NEED TO HUG HER

snow

THE TRANSPONDER

NAT'S GONNA FIND OUT I BET YOU ANYTHING

SHIT

i knew she was just gonna cut the ropes

but you're not gonna kill her

and they hug and i cry

WOAH

HUH

NO NO NO MELISSA YOU FUCKASS HOE

NO TAI I CANT

what the FUCK

not the fucking plane

sobbing so hard i actually threw up

did not enjoy that

ill see you all next week

a woman with a hat?

MELISSA THE WOMAN WITH A HAT

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 THOUGHTS (spoilers and it's a long one)

my only notes for the intro: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

diva misty

that is other tai istg

oh she found her glasses thank goodness

i'm probably wrong, but i feel like i can't trust kodiak idk

realest question from van

i'm advocating for tai to become the leader tbh

HI JEFF AND CALLIE MY LOVELIES

go off jeff you tell them

OH MY GOD THERE WAS A FUNERAL AN A SUICIDE NOTE? this is a crazy level of dedication and i respect it, melissa of hat fame

oh shauna looks disappointedddddd

'none of that matters to me' oooh ok

oooh they found the boys

unfortunately (or fortunately idk), i'm inclined to agree with lottie here

shauna is going crazy she's so silly

OH I GET IT tai's looking for sacrifices on the ward

alright by supergrass as they bury a man is wild i love this show so much

they cannot wait to be free they are so cute

IT'S THE NO EYED MAN I SAW HIM

melissa's tiny smile

her hand be shaking af

'and she still loves you?' 'whos lying now?' DAMNNNNN MELISSA

i love jeff

oh you tell him, callie

literally just wanna boop callie's nose that is all i ask for

THEY GOT OASIS UP IN HERE

this is the father/daughter solidarity we love to see

oh akilah's smile i am SICK

we love a good hallucination

oh we're back at the plane

oh you tell the wilderness, baby

OH WUHWOH THAT IS OTHER TAI

they're all so happy i am SICK

oh lottie sweetheart

shauna too

AND TAI HOLY SHIT

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE TEEN TIMELINE FOR THIS EP ISN'T IT

oh callie's smile i'm dead i love her so so so much

go off melissa debunking all of shauna's things

OH SHIT

OH SHE'S INSANE

great episode guys, see you next week

i can't even watch the new episode for another hour :(

"if van dies tonight, so do i." i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: liv hewson and lauren ambrose themselves.

cant wait for melissa to be the 8th survivor, and shauna and her run away into the wilderness

yellowjackets fandom is so funny. half the fandom is like "if melissa isn't the eighth survivor we riot" and the other half is like "if melissa IS the eighth survivor we riot" like guys come on. they'll all be dead by s5 anyway let's just watch them be gay criminals in the meanwhile

Callie: “Dad, two researchers and their guide went missing not too far from where the Yellowjackets’ plane went down and their bodies were never found…”

Jeff, who has read all of Shauna’s journals and knows exactly what happened to the researchers and their guide: “Oh my god Callie, you don’t think your mom and her friends… no they couldn’t… Callie, they wouldn’t… Callie that’s craaazzyyyy.”

lottie matthews season 3 episode 7 "croak":

i tghink about lottie going unm. were you outside last night eating dirt to tai and tai going what the actual FUCK Lottie i dont have time for your SHIT right now when she literally was outside last night eating dirt soooo much so much. need more of that<3

tusk by fleetwood mac

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Caved and finally got my hands on The Screaming Staircase.

Lockwood my absolute beloved I've only known you and Lucy for two chapters but I can already tell you're the sort of character who hides their trauma and grief under their chipper and cheerily sardonic and confident facade.

i need the new episode NOW, i’m literally shaking.,.,..,,, my soul yearns for shaunahat content

Van wanting to go home so bad she even tried calling her mom she hated so much literally PAINED ME Yellowjackets will forever be injected into my soul. QUEEN JUST WANTS TO GO HOME, MY SHAYLAAAAA

everyone is all lottie what did you do lottie why did you axe murder our best shot of going home lottie are you terrified of leaving the sense of freedom you found outside the gates of society but nobody asks if lottie could just feel the guy had loser jealous husband bad vibes

you either vibe with your friend doing axe murder or you don’t

“You did all that?” “Yes Misty I know how to google and make phone calls” whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves Miss doesn’t know about recently deleted

I AM PRAYING

I’ve been struggling to articulate this for the past few episodes but I think it’s fascinating how everyone interpreted the Ralph Waldo Emerson quote, “Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest” as “death spared the dead from the cruelty of the wilderness” because while yes, probably true, that’s not actually what that quote says.

The quote is about the person who is grieving the loss, saying that another person’s death is the kindest method of separation on them, as opposed to something like estrangement. Death, after all, doesn’t come with the torment of possibility, of unanswered questions that could technically still be answered if you swallowed your pride, etc. And well, if the rumors are to be believed, I can see that becoming very relevant over the next three weeks.

If Melissa is alive, and the other Yellowjackets besides Shauna don’t know, it might have been better if she was dead. Because of this extra burden Shauna has had to carry*, because of what Melissa might know or might have done, how she might come back to haunt Shauna, because of what the Yellowjackets might do when they find out.

My Interview With The Vampire followers know that I tend to make predictions based on what makes the most thematic sense, because at the end of the day, this is fiction written by storytellers who want to punch us in the gut. So I’m placing my bets now. Melissa is alive and death would have been kinder.

*is this what Shauna did when she got back?

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON THREE EPISODE SEVEN THOUGHTS (spoilers below)

oooh the hikers pov thats fun

they really love these frogs thats cute

i bet the phone will break

THE SYMBOL

somehow, van, i don't think you're going home

awww look at shauna's grin she's so cute

yk what, you tell them lottie

NO MELISSA OF HAT FAME

oh lottie lowkey a freak🤭🤭

ooooh the full tape

HUH???

o shit that's an obituary

hashtag feeling bad for jeff

cutie ass van with that cute ass little knife

oh yeah i forgot that misty didn't know about the tape

oh lawd they running

oh dear she broke away from him he will die

OH MY GOD IS IT HANNAH'S HAIR ON THE ANTLER QUEEN COSTUME??? idk why, but her hair looks a lot like the stuff on the costume

oh so it's her kid

'gentle and reasonable conversation' be so fr right now babe

yay adult timeline yellowjackets solidarity!!

NO I DIDN'T WANT COMFIRMATION THAT MELISSA OF HAT FAME ISN'T THE SURVIVOR i wanted her jeff and shauna to stand in a room together

go off tai

gotta agree with tai on this one, 'luck' isn't really a thing that happens to the yellowjackets

'i'm gonna call my mom' and then what if i cried myself to sleep

oh baby akhilah

and so they leave her with no weapon? misty, it's ok, i love you

shaunanat

'i know where there's first aid supplies' AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO CONVINCE SHAUNA I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

WALTER THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME LIKE YOU I CANNOT LIE

wait what did he just say about shauna

OH SHIT VAN

oh he fell! bye bye hunter man

nvm ig

throwing up tears this is so sad if van dies so will i

oh shauna left them thats harsh

both her wives in hospitals after serious accidents does not bode well for tai

oh i love a good hallucination scene

oh other tai hi baby!

oh seeing melissa in pain is actually making me heavily sad

oh lottie my little blood dirt freak

oh callie and jeff are figuring things OUT

shauna my little scrunkle are you about to commit more crimes

OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A KNIFE

AMAZING EPISODE 9/10