My Dad Yells At Fantasy Movies For Forging The Weapons Wrong. He’s A Blacksmith And Often The Fantasy

My dad yells at fantasy movies for forging the weapons wrong. He’s a blacksmith and often the fantasy movies are about magic.

i love watching movies with people who are really passionate about something unrelated to the plot. yesterday at weird french movie night, my friend who likes to cook yelled at a character for sharpening a chef’s knife incorrectly because he would damage the blade. the movie is about cannibalism.

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2 years ago

You assign university work to the university student? You assign university work to the university student at university? Jail for professors! Jail for professors for one thousand years!

3 years ago

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

“Don’t Wait Until The Last Minute To Do Your Assignments!”

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

4 years ago

Keith Kogane’s fingerless gloves.

I was wondering why he wears them so much. Is it just a fashion? Or something else.

I have an old injury in my right hand and it cause me to get arthritic like pain in the fingers and wrist. So I wear fingerless gloves or hand warmers to help with the pain. Maybe Keith has something similar. That he wears his gloves because of arthritis and the gloves support his hands and keeps them warm.

I know they’re not really designed for it but I just love the idea of him having old injuries that can affect him but he is able to over come them. Also Shiro being the only one who knows about it. So he brings Keith different types of gloves for him the change between.

Also sword fighting! I personally find it harder to do small things such as gripping a pen or pencil compared to gripping a handle as there’s different muscles involved. So the idea of Keith being able to grip a sword with his whole hand but struggling with a gun because of the trigger is so good. Him struggling with writing and typing but still able to slice enemies to death with his swords!!

Just think about it for a minute please.


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4 years ago

Nicky and Joe from The Old Guard is the ultimate gay Enamies to lovers couple.

From killing each other in the crusades, and for about 100 years after that, to loving hitmen/soldier husbands in the movie. If anyone wants to write fanfics I’m here for it.

(I want to read a book about them! Like how the hell did Andy get them to stop killing each other and how did their relationship start?)


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4 years ago

If I hadn’t read the books, then I would probably find the Artemis Fowl movie charming and entertaining.

Because I’ve read the books, I am pretty disappointed in it. Like WTF Disney!!!???


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3 years ago
[ENGSUB] Wuliang | HERE | Pass: Wuliang

[ENGSUB] Wuliang | HERE | Pass: wuliang

5 years ago

Things I’ve learnt from the MDZS fandom.

Things I’ve Learnt From The MDZS Fandom.

1. Never give any Lan alcohol, especially the twin jades.

2. If you hear any screaming, shouting or unusual noises it’s normally Wei Wuxian related.

3. Wei wuxian is chaotic neutral that can’t be trusted to be left unattended. (He can’t even be trusted when attended. It’s just less mess than when he’s unattended).

4. Wen Ning is a precious cinnamon roll that deserves the world.

5. Beware of your legs around toddler A Yuan, he may never let you go.

6. Jiang Cheng is a salty Tsundere with a inferiority complex who needs a hug.

7. The three Zuns are the prime example of some seriously messed up relationships, especially Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue.

8. Don’t do anything to Xue Yang otherwise the guy will most likely kill you.

9. Disciples of Bao Shanren have tragic endings. (Xiao Xingcheng deserved better!)

10. Lan Jingyi is the most unLan to ever be born a Lan.

11. Jin Ling is a pretty princess despite how much he denies it.

12. Jiang Yanli deserves more credit for dealing with both Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng, as well as peacock Jin Zixuan and the mess of the Jin sect.

13. Nie Huaisang also deserves more credit. (The guy is practically as sly as Jin Guangyao.)

14. Wen Qing is beauty, is grace and will most certainly punch you in the face.

15. Lan Wangji has the most beautiful and powerful resting bitch face ever!

Things I’ve Learnt From The MDZS Fandom.

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4 years ago

Here's a love poem I put together using only lines from gay books because they are THAT lyrical

Here's A Love Poem I Put Together Using Only Lines From Gay Books Because They Are THAT Lyrical
Here's A Love Poem I Put Together Using Only Lines From Gay Books Because They Are THAT Lyrical

In order of appearance:

●Sappho (the title)

●The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater

●Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin

●Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

●Tin Man by Sarah Winman

●Ash by Malinda Lo

●Prince's Gambit by C. S. Pacat

●A Gathering of Shadows by V. E. Schwab

●The Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

●Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

●The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon

●This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

●Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman

●The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

●The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee

●Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by B. A. Sáenz

●The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern

2 years ago

Hello. I’ve created a discord server for MXTX novels discussions as I miss talking about them. Feel free to join here if you’re over 17. https://discord.gg/v7d6GFb5

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Check out the MXTX community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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