Thank You. I’ll Be Needing This After Season 2 Of Good Omens With All The Fix-it Fics I’ll Be Reading

Stobotnik is conceptually the funniest ship to ever exist. It’s a gay ship with the villain from sonic the hedgehog and his fruity assistant who was supposed to be a bit charecter until Jim Carrey asked if he could stick his fingers in the other guy’s mouth and oh yeah Jim Carrey is there. Said bit character simped so hard for Jim Carrey that his role was expanded on in the sequels to the point where it becomes an emotional plot point in the climax of the third movie. They’re doomed by the narrative. They’re main goal in life is to kill Dewey from ducktales. there is a good chance that fruity ass assistant man could go mad with grief over losing Jim Carrey to the point of becoming the villain of the fourth movie.

like you can’t make this shit up. It’s fucking beautiful. Jim carrey’s dead cousin is right humanity is a gift.

"Eyes on the prize, Agent Stone!"

"Yes, Doctor!" ❤️🖤

I like to think that their dynamic swaps in sonic boom while Stone is in his villain attire

And lee's goddamn tweet made me give Stone a tail and claws, he's a cat now idc

watching sonic boom rn so....

Womp womp:[

If I looked at any parental figure of mine that way I’d be in way more therapy than I already am.

I just saw someone say that "Mobius is literally a father figure to Loki."

Fuck, are you serious?

And do people often smooth their clothes and hair to look good in front of their father? Because I think I'm missing something.

This post will be my Roman Empire.

Hey anybody want this flowchart I made for getting myself out of procrastination? Too late have it

This is by no means a comprehensive flowchart, but the general principles have been helpful for me.

I have lists of stuckbreakers, small tasks, large tasks, and projects already written out so I don't have to figure out what to actually do, I have ideas right there. Where people put small vs large tasks or whatever else varies, this is mostly based on how long/how much energy it'll take me.

Stuckbreakers

Go to the washroom

Grab a snack

Get a glass or water

Pet a cat

Fill watering can

Small Tasks

Make bed

Tidy room

Water plants

Cycle dishwasher

Sketch(line of action or prompt)

Read a chapter

Tidy bedside table

Write recipe card

Watch some TV

Work on memorizing poetry

Fold half dirty bin

Play a short game or soduku

Go for a walk

Brush teeth

Large Tasks

Clean kitchen

Deep clean my room

Do laundry

Clean a public room/bathroom

Clean the front porch

Clean the backyard

Read a book

Cook a meal

Exercise

Do schoolwork

Projects*

Sew/repair clothes

Paint

Knit/crochet

Practice french

Blender

Make cosplay

Bind fics

*personally my projects page also includes more spesific ongoing projects and what the next step I need to do is - ie "bat plushie - cut out pattern pieces". I find this helps me get going on a project because there are fewer decisions needed.

I reference a "you feel like shit" flowchart - it's an absolutely wonderful tool that I found on a tumblr post! Check it out, it's much better than mine.

If you have trouble breaking things down into smaller bits, goblin tools is also a really great resource. I don't use it a ton, but I found it in a tumblr post where people were singing it's praises sooo.

If your executives won't do a stuckbreaker or small task, here's a masterpost of a bunch of tips(lifesaving)

Anyway yeah here ya go. Hope this helps somebody :]

I’M DEAD I JUST REALIZED THIS

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow

Day 6: Plushies — Stone with an Eggman itabag because he is one of us 🫡

I can get you one and three, how’s that sound? LOL

I need to overconsume unexisting Hannibal content creators: a cooking channel, a tattle crime substack, a fanfiction review youtuber, a in depth analysis of specific lines youtuber, a podcast diagnosing the characters, a