Stobotnik Is Conceptually The Funniest Ship To Ever Exist. It’s A Gay Ship With The Villain From Sonic

Stobotnik is conceptually the funniest ship to ever exist. It’s a gay ship with the villain from sonic the hedgehog and his fruity assistant who was supposed to be a bit charecter until Jim Carrey asked if he could stick his fingers in the other guy’s mouth and oh yeah Jim Carrey is there. Said bit character simped so hard for Jim Carrey that his role was expanded on in the sequels to the point where it becomes an emotional plot point in the climax of the third movie. They’re doomed by the narrative. They’re main goal in life is to kill Dewey from ducktales. there is a good chance that fruity ass assistant man could go mad with grief over losing Jim Carrey to the point of becoming the villain of the fourth movie.

like you can’t make this shit up. It’s fucking beautiful. Jim carrey’s dead cousin is right humanity is a gift.

Listen.

I’ve been in the Lokius trenches since Day 1. The rest of my family is hardcore Team Sylki. It takes A LOT to get these two ships to even be civil with one another.

But the season finale? This is a time for brotherhood.

We will mourn together the loss of our almost-canon ships. We will sing the funeral dirges as our hopes of Season 3 goes to die. We will swap fanfics and theories and song requests on playlists to make TikTok edits to. And at the end of it all, we’ll mourn the idea of Loki, whose greatest fear was being alone, taking up the Glorious Burden and never getting his happy ending.

Perhaps tomorrow it will all be normal once again. Back to the Twitter threads and the spats over Tumblr. But this? This is true fandom spirit.

We’re a family. And family means putting aside our differences and giving a hefty “Fuck you” to canon with both middle fingers up. Bless this mess.

i still can’t believe the lokius and sylki fandoms finally agree on one thing and it’s how terrible that ending was

Stuckbreakers

Go to the washroom

Grab a snack

Get a glass or water

Pet a cat

Fill watering can

Small Tasks

Make bed

Tidy room

Water plants

Cycle dishwasher

Sketch(line of action or prompt)

Read a chapter

Tidy bedside table

Write recipe card

Watch some TV

Work on memorizing poetry

Fold half dirty bin

Play a short game or soduku

Go for a walk

Brush teeth

Large Tasks

Clean kitchen

Deep clean my room

Do laundry

Clean a public room/bathroom

Clean the front porch

Clean the backyard

Read a book

Cook a meal

Exercise

Do schoolwork

Projects*

Sew/repair clothes

Paint

Knit/crochet

Practice french

Blender

Make cosplay

Bind fics

*personally my projects page also includes more spesific ongoing projects and what the next step I need to do is - ie "bat plushie - cut out pattern pieces". I find this helps me get going on a project because there are fewer decisions needed.

I reference a "you feel like shit" flowchart - it's an absolutely wonderful tool that I found on a tumblr post! Check it out, it's much better than mine.

If you have trouble breaking things down into smaller bits, goblin tools is also a really great resource. I don't use it a ton, but I found it in a tumblr post where people were singing it's praises sooo.

If your executives won't do a stuckbreaker or small task, here's a masterpost of a bunch of tips(lifesaving)

Anyway yeah here ya go. Hope this helps somebody :]

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gekk0-wulff

1 year ago

Look, I think the Good Omens fandom (myself included) need to come to terms with the fact that our boys just got the Destiel treatment, and I don’t think we’re collective ready to hear that assessment.