Neil, The First Time He Opened His Big Mouth:

Adam is Ronan's baby but Ronan is also Adam's bitch but Ronan is also Adam's man and Adam is also Ronan's man. Do you understand.

I SEARCHED IT UP LIKE YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO SURE IT WAS SUM SMALLASS TOWN IN VIRGINIA OR SUMTHIN but nothing came up

HENRIETTA IS FICTIONAL?????? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME????

nobody plays a deranged closeted homosexual in love with his best friend quite like robert sean leonard

AAAAH YOUVE GOT THEM DOWN SO WELL

Indian dishes as marauders.

James is Aamras Puri, Chuski kind of guy.

James is the kind of guy who wraps you in the warmth of home-cooked food, like aamras puri—sweet, comforting, and something you always come back to. He’s loud, messy, and filled with different layers, just like a chuski that melts into whatever you need at the moment. He’s the ultimate golden retriever energy, the one stuffing your plate with more food because “Ek aur le na, you’ll regret it later.”

Sirius is Spicy Aloo Chaat with Extra Imli Chutney, Golgappa kind of guy

Sirius is the thrill of street food, the punch of flavors that hit all at once. He’s spicy aloo chaat, packed with drama—tangy, bold, and leaving an unforgettable kick. The extra imli chutney? That’s his flair for theatrics, the sweet yet sharp bite he adds to every situation. And golgappa? He’s the chaos of challenging you to a pani puri competition, laughing as you struggle with the spice while he downs another round like it’s nothing. He’s not just food; he’s an experience.

Remus is Kadak Masaledar Chai, Thepla with Achar kind of guy

Remus is the quiet strength of a perfectly brewed kadak chai—warm and strong, with just enough spice to wake you up. He’s the comfort you crave after a long day, the kind of guy who sips his tea reading a book as rains purs outside. But he’s also thepla with achar—simple, reliable, but with a hidden fire that sneaks up on you. The achar? That’s his sharp wit, his sarcasm, his ability to catch you off guard. You'll mistake him as a soft guy until he delivers a one-liner that leaves you speechless.

Peter is Butter Naan with extra butter & a Side of Mild Dal Tadka

Peter is extra butter naan—always trying a little hard, wanting to be present in every plate. He’s mild dal tadka on the side, safe and familiar, never standing out but always blending in. He wants to be a part of the main dish, the one everyone talks about, what he never realised is that everyone appreciated that dish silently because a dal tadka and naan can never go wrong in any plate.

charlie dalton: maybe in another universe my best friend isn’t dead.

another universe…

the poets and the marauders, different world same heartbreak

"Normalize naming your kids after things you love." Good night, Sirius’ characterization in Crimson Rivers, sleep tight, honey.

Ever since the trc graphic novel news came out the only thing I can think about are the gangsey's heights, so here is MY hc on that

I think its described in the books that blue is VERY short and around 5 feet or something but i wanna give her the benefit of doubt so i hc my girl as 5'1 ft (154 cm). Ronan is lanky right? Is he or is he not? Or was it adam that was lanky? Nvm he's still fking tall to me so he's near 6'2 ft (188 cm I think?). Noah also seems to be a bit short. But average. Like mid size. He seems like he's 5'9 ft (179 cm) (I'm gonna ignore the fact that him and gansey are almost the same height in the novel). MOVING on to Adam. He's tall alright. But not as tall as ronan so I think 5'11 or 6 ft (182 cm) Henry's the same height (or atleast near it) NOW. PEOPLE. My beloved. Dick. Gansey. The lll. Is 5'7ft (short king). graphic novels did us short gansey truthers justice. He's pocket sized. And we love him. Yes we do.

Imagine ronan telling the most absurd dark jokes. His humor is so fucked up that it even makes Henry side eye him.

Imagine him telling the gangsey to go change their clothes cuz theyre eating out. And Blue goes like " hey atleast we're presentable dude, you're literally wearing a wifebeater." AND he goes,

"But I'm not wearing parrish's dad wdym"

And everyone's like "......"

Gansey and blue are just sweating, thinking that adam will snap.

And then adam just starts cackling. Like.

"Nice one bro" *wipes a tear*

They both appreciate each other's humor, is my conclusion.

love LOVE love the rise in trc posts after the announcement of the graphic novel I'm going FERAL over every picture at this point

if you hc james as indian, halloween falls on the same day as diwali btw

imagine all the lights, laughter and love felt on the day, james is so happy to spend the day with people he loves.

people that care enough about him as a person to celebrate a holiday that has no special significance to them.

all for when his friends go home, for james to mistake the loud cracks of apparition outside of godric’s hollow for fireworks.

all for him to open his door, believing that sirius and remus just came back for more of his mother’s burfee

only for him to be faced with the killing curse, that, ironically enough, looks a lot like the green of the colored sparklers he had bought for harry to play with.