Good Omens One shot
Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
Can you upload your Good Omens fic on AO3. The one which won you the award at school?
Yeah, it's called "A Cold Winter's Night."
Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
I love the fact that the person who made this went the way of H*and H*olding. What I imagine them saying as they wrote this: "The evil, sinful, hand holding. How lewd."
Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf
Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!
Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.
Crowley: Still cute.
Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
I can't stop laughing
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Does anyone know Dream x Desire smut or even just fanfiction?
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad