Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Good Omens One shot
Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
Tbb is a divorce between Crosshair and Hunter and Hunter gets the children (We all know what Tech and Wrecker act like) and the house and Echo helps him get his life back together. He goes on a path to raise his daughter and ensure everyone else doesn't die while finding his self-fulfillment. In the end, he emerges a better and more mature person. Crosshair gets the money.
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
Sorry not sorry =)))
I can't stop laughing
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Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!
Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.
Crowley: Still cute.
Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?