I Am The Type Of Person That Won't Like Someone But Will Still Talk To Them Because I Am Afraid Of Making

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

Your friend doesn't know how to school

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

shower thoughts

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England

😭

This is too real…

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

Sometimes Humans Make No Sense

More sleep is what I'm gonna have

PUN AND MINDFUZZLE

"this girl made me bring back my tumblr"

- Girl that made me bring back my tumbler