What Moms Are Like When Guests Are About To Be Coming Over…

shower thoughts

Why do noses run and feet smell?

shower thoughts

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England

A rare photo of me watching myself make bad decisions

"this girl made me bring back my tumblr"

- Girl that made me bring back my tumbler

😭

This is too real…

Smartest idea yet

An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up

Your friend doesn't know how to school

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

I am on my third Additional Disaster

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page