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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…
It is easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM.
"this girl made me bring back my tumblr"
- Girl that made me bring back my tumbler
Wikipedia: “Many citizens of North Korea may be unaware of the existence of the Internet.” - If they ever found the internet today, it would literally be like time traveling from the 80s and coming to 2017.
More sleep is what I'm gonna have
PUN AND MINDFUZZLE
People who use shit like this can not be trusted
i just fucking woke up to 50 messages on skype what the graviton fuck
Sometimes Humans Make No Sense
I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England
dead
omg
Your friend doesn't know how to school
if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
I am on my third Additional Disaster
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
I am the type of person that won't like someone but will still talk to them because I am afraid of making them sad
@nikolalsvk
“millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village” - (via sunnyskyz, with photos by nick meek)
😭
This is too real…
@nikolalsvk
Smartest idea yet
An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up
cool photo
Photography by Christoffer Collin
I believe