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“millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village” - (via sunnyskyz, with photos by nick meek)

Smartest idea yet

An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up

People who use shit like this can not be trusted

i just fucking woke up to 50 messages on skype what the graviton fuck

I am the type of person that won't like someone but will still talk to them because I am afraid of making them sad

shower thoughts

Why do noses run and feet smell?

shower thoughts

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential size sheets in England

A rare photo of me watching myself make bad decisions