I Am On My Third Additional Disaster

More sleep is what I'm gonna have

PUN AND MINDFUZZLE

Smartest idea yet

An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

Sometimes Humans Make No Sense

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

shower thoughts

Why do noses run and feet smell?

dead

omg

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama