I Tilt My Head And It Decides To Pop Like Pop Rocks

He wants some of my ham >:3

I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you

My face wants to stretch

My eye wants to pop out haha :)

Fuck, i wish I lived alone because then I could eat an entire packet of ham or frozen bananas without being judged.

96427 minutes | 1607.1 hours | 67 days

A lot of it was from falling asleep to music but honestly, lol

MY RIBS HURT FUCK ME

How do I tell my mother that I don’t like cutting chicken because it feels a bit too much like my own thigh when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid to so much as put the knife against it because I don’t want to relapse

my dream was freaky last night :///

Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???

This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.

Mmm crunchy ice cream