Remus: You don't hate me? But... I'm a werewolf!
James: Remus. See this arm? It's actually shorter than my other arm but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl like this.
Peter: I'm lactose intolerant.
Sirius: I'm OBNOXIOUS!
Ok, this is literally one of the cutest pictures that I have ever seen in my entire life.
James: Why is your camera roll half Sirius and half chocolate?
Remus: I keep what I love.
Remus: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of
Sirius: Boyfriend material?
Remus: *rolls eyes* No, it's 100% wool
Remus: I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing
McGonagall: Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaved students I've ever met.
Marauders: !!
Sirius: We've done it, boys!
*Marauders cheer*
McGonagall: They don't pay me anough for this job...
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the Great Hall.
Ok so I found this really cute picture on Pintrest.... I’ll paste the link here.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/336362665904795359/
Severus: Potter.
James: Snape.
Sirius: Sirius.
James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.
Sirius: It was the only one left.
Lily rejected James. Again.