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My Hugo headcanons!!

He has a prosthetic arm that he messes with to make it stronger

He's an artist!! (I posted a rant about this not even a few minutes ago)

I think when he sings he sounds like Ricky Montgomery. Every time I listen to Line Without A Hook I immediately think of him.

Purposely gets on cryus's nerves. Cyrus already has anger issues so they aren't the best match. (I think after they got to corona Cyrus started working on his issues more, but Hugo always finds his way under his skin). They secretly see each other as brothers though and care about each other.

Neither Hugo or varian sleep. (I mean obviously they do but more times than not they're awake) They both have insomnia or are busy working. Whether Hugo can sleep or not he just picks up varian and throws him into bed and tries to help varian calm down. Their messy sleep schedule leads to taking naps a lot in a lot of random places. If they both finished work early they'll say "our sleep schedule is already ruined so let's take a nap at 3pm". At this point it's a joke within the friend group about how ruined their sleep schedules are.

I think both varian and Hugo would love weighted blankets. They both have pressure stims + it helps varians anxiety before going to sleep (part of the reason he can't sleep sometimes)

Btw I think Hugo has ADD!!

Post VAT7K He lets his facial hair grow out because it actually makes him look his age, but once he shaves it he looks 19 again. It's very rare that he does because he likes that "just grown out" look but he really doesn't like having a bare face

I think hes a dog person. He likes cats, he just likes the energy dogs have.

I think he took the name "Ruddiger" after him and varian got married.

Varian

little art dump cause its been awhile 💔

Need more old/middle aged varigo content so bad they were jsut made to be a bickering old married couple

@leoqrz brief cella mention

goodwill, ross township, pa.

@shiftythrifting

I never posted this here , ALSO READ DESC PLEASE

Also btw would you guys also want art prints of varian (could be redraw of scenes or smth idk) or stickers, im trying to think of more stuff just incase (im on a creative high kinda) please tell me if you guys would like stuff like that in the comments PLEASE OUHHH

Also i can make VAT7K specific merch aswell, just not hugo, or the rest of them because idk how to draw them yet..

Hugo: What does a clueless cowboy say?

Varian: Get tf out of my tent

Hugo: Yeehuh?

Varian: What??

Hugo, grinning: Yeehuh?

Varian: YEE WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Hugo: YEEHUH?????

Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.

tangled the series fandom please tell me im not the only one who saw stan and pete and thought "oh yeah they smooched"