Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Forever grateful that the Wallace’s Flying Frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) is a real living creature that exists on this earth at the same time as me.

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

One way to say You are my Sweetheart in French is Tu es mon petit Chou, which translates to ‘you are my little cabbage’

dont know how to express your affection for someone?

call them a cabbage

no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad 

Evan: If your house was on fire, and you could only take one thing, what would you take?

Connor: a nap.

Evan: Connor, no.

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

Orpheus saving Hades' marriage only for Hades' to destroy Orpheus' marriage and accept no blame because Orpheus looked back of his own accord is the biggest reflection of today's society in Hadestown.

No matter how hard you work for the rich, they will pay you pennies then blame you for being poor.