⚠️fart, Gassy⚠️

Hi ppl I have a nerd kink so what do we think about me spouting unhinged crap about it

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

Fuck I love hearing about your holding adventures! You can absolutely hold it longer. Just imagine how bad your room will smell in the morning after you’ve been ripping ass under the covers through the night. You’ll wake up with your tummy bloated, stretched out like a dome, gurgling and churning under your skin. Don’t shit. I know you don’t want to, but if you’re thinking you *have* to, hold it anyway. Hold it even if you have to use every ounce of strength to keep your asshole shut. It’ll pass; you’ll calm down eventually. Your body has to learn that you’re not going to shit just because you normally poop every day.

oh my~

I do remember drifting to sleep and stinking up the covers, of course. And I don't fart in my sleep, which is why I always wake up with morning gas 😋 it was much worse than it's been in a good while~ I woke up all crampy and bloated, then let out a ton of farts that left my sheets all warm and stinky... And of course I stayed there a moment to sniff it up and enjoy

I think at one point i nearly lost control, but managed to keep it all in- for now ;)

I deleted the title on accident but umm copro fantasy

A fantasy of mine is purposely indulging in plenty of rich foods that'll bulk up my stools, then holding for days and blowing up a public restroom 🥴

I'd binge on plenty of delicious fast food, maybe mexican, and a classic burger and fries always gives me great gas. I'd take bites of fiber bars and sugar free (maltitol) candy throughout my meal to keep the gas coming. The next few days, i'd continue munching on fiber bars and pizza and gassy veggies.

My tummy would be bloated and full and soo crampy from being all backed up and full of heavy poop. The first day of two, I imagine I'd be endlessly letting out the loudest, smelliest farts. I'd have to run into secluded corners just to double over with my hands on my tummy, then push out a booming fart that echoes throughout the space I'm in. Of course if I get any close calls, I hold it allllll in. My stomach would whine and gurgle in protest throughout my hold, and my farts would get small and silent and absolutely rotten~

Eventually, one morning I take a heaping helping of sugar free candy while feel the urge building. I rub my belly and travel leisurely as I wait for it to kick in- and hours later, it does.

I take the scenic route to whatever bathroom there might be, still running my belly and rushing juuust a little bit. I choose one that's relatively empty, but not uncommonly used. I sit down as the urge comes to a peak. The gurgles in my belly echo through the restroom, and so do my soft grunts as I begin pushing.

A huge log stretches me out, snaking out for what feels like forever before hitting the bowl with an amplified *plunk*. With the already huge movement, the gas in my stomach rushes towards the exit. Another chunk of poo is launched out, like a cork popping, by a huge fart that deflates my belly as I keep pushing it out. I hear a few murmurs and stifled laughs of amusement at my predicament, and my cheeks flush with sweet humiliation.

I keep rubbing and rubbing all along my colon. I know there's more in there, it still feels so full! Suddenly, the weight of my packed colon shifts, and I groan, bend over, and puuushhh.

Tons of soft logs launch out of me and plop into the water like chunks of wet sand. My stomach churns and howls with gas and what feels like something much more liquid. A wet shart splatters out of me and into the bowl, a teeny little bit hitting the back of the toilet and the walls 🥵🥵🥵

I finish cleaning up with flushable wipes (id definitely be dirty without them) and get up to flush, only to see my mess. I take a picture. The first log is sticking out of the water, and the rest of the water is murky with diarrhea. I try my best to clean up the splatter before flushing. I try not to look at anyone as I wash my hands 😋

Hope you liked my little imagine!!

I need to make a fat man dinner and have him sit on my face while he eats it. Listening to him talk about how good it is and how I don't deserve a single bite, I want my empty stomach rumbling to be inaudible because of his huge gurgles. Need need need him to clench his fat cheeks against my face, rolling his hips and getting comfortable like I'm nothing but a chair. "If you're hungry how bout you eat this?" He'd rip a big meaty fart that smells like a putrid mix of all the dishes I made for him. "Mm yeah, I bet you like that, it's 0 calories~" if I refused to open my mouth he'd reach a hand back and squeeze my cheeks until my jaw fell slack, then he'd position his crack right against my lips so every single one of his farts would slip down my throat, that gas would just ripple between his huge long crack until it popped out as a nasty loud bubbly burst...

woke up with the most bloated gurgly belly and the nastiest smelling farts 🥵🥵🥵

Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.

oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

Comin right up

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