Assorted Singular Ones!

She’s preparing them for the journey ahead!

(text source: dennys and emily-playz-yt on tumblr)

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

[text source: flower-petal-pansexual on tumblr]

sometimes you just need a diamoric kiss fest.

[text sources: frogstiel and punkrockboifriend on tumblr. these are actually two separate posts that go together pretty well]

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?

He's not gonna take all my meds! He probably won't even moisturize properly! This a very fragile vessel my soul resides in, I don't trust him to take care of it! 😡

On the other hand, now I have his powers, I wonder if I could simply... control him while he's me?

Regardless, I'd still look like boomer caillou. Divine powers aren't everything. It's an ew out of ten.

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!

[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.

text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]

pictures taken moments before disaster

very cursed

[text source: conformitiesrebellion on tumblr]

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!