Very Cursed

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

im gonna say it.

you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.

& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.

monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)

so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.

every now and then I'll get really really tired and do something so unexpectedly foolish on this blog, and then come back when I'm thinking more clearly and just think "whyyy, the fuuck, did I DO that????" but once that wears off I won't be able to stop laughing at myself for the whole day! this is one of those times.

so anyway I adore Callback! guess I was too excited and tired at the same time to realize it wasn't homestuck! I did watch it anyway after the talkback, though, I like it even more everytime!

OUR 2022 SCHEDULE IS NOW LIVE. 🖥️

You can view the panel descriptions on our website!

Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

2022 Panel Schedule

Here’s the online version of this year’s SAHCon schedule! Remember: The convention starts at 9:45am EST on July 16th, and follows an Eastern

I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!

[text sources: thefig and beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue on tumblr. you have no idea what I went through to get the really long name right. I take giving credit very seriously.]

I started making this one in March last year and I only figured out how to make it work just recently. I put so much time and effort into it and learned a lot about editing in the process and I love how it turned out!! Please enjoy!!!

(text source: saywhatjessie on tumblr)

I mean either could help with like stress relief

(text source: JasonLastName on twitter)

honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)