They Could Be Such Good Friends

[ID: Polypa walks by a haunted house and says, "as a martial artist, I could never do extreme haunted houses, which kinda sucks." the scene flashes to her in Nihkee's dungeon, being attacked by a bloody bear. Polypa continues, "I would definitely accidentally punch someone as a reflex if they grabbed me." she is now in front of a carousel. she says, disappointed, "I'll stick to the lame ones I do every year" / end ID.

text source: Iam Julian on youtube under a HannahTheHorrible video.]

please don't go to mckamey manor or anything like it. there's nothing good about it. cheap scares from a cheap haunt are better than expensive therapy and paying to get traumatized. there is a difference between spooky and traumatic. please be reasonable.

[image description 1/2: Kanaya sits on her crafting table with her keyboard on her lap. she says: "you have been CHEESED." she types away, saying "cheese cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese, cheese chee chee chee chee chee chee chee, cheez chee chee chee chee chee, cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese."

ID 2/2: Feferi's lusus, Gl'bgolyb, tells her, "it's very important that I'm allowed to slumber for one thousand years and never feel any pain. Fef does not want to here it. / end ID]

I don't even know if that's how you spell cheece.

[text sources: ⚛︎ìmLësbian⚛︎ on youtube, dyatlovpassingprivilege on tumblr]

!!!!!

cool sweater

in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.

So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.

In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.

In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.

Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?

ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.

THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.

HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.

I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

“I wasn’t born, I was hatched, what are you ta/king about?“

Also “libro” is Spanish for book!

(text source: gourmetgay on tumblr)

honk at them eight times.

When I tell you I almost crashed my car just now

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

NOT AGAIN

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you