I'll Be Posting A Fuckton This Pride Month! Y'all Better Be Ready!!!

GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

thumbnail by @transkanayamaryam

not to bother but I think my request might have gotten eaten? Sorry for the trouble!

if it's the Marvus and Zebruh request, I did receive it! it was a little hard to figure out how I wanted to structure it, so it took a while longer to make than most of my posts. but don't worry, it's finished now and I'll post it on Monday!

I really hope that's the message you're talking about, because I did not receive any other request. if you sent me something else, I'll need you to send it a second time. sorry!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]

[ID 1/2: Azdaja and MC are in front of a volcano with a big spider in it. Azdaja says, "Santa is on strike due to global warming." MC is wearing a Santa hat and looks pissed. an arrow points from the word Santa to MC. Azdaja is now in an aircraft with Konyyl. Azdaja says, "all presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas tiger." Konyyl holds a wrapped gift and says, "milk and cookies may not be sufficient". the two are now in an apartment. Konyyl says, "MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN!" Azdaja replies, "yes good". Konyyl continues, "AND EAT THE BAD ONES!" Azdaja says, "wait no". Konyyl says, "EAT THEM!" and lunges as Azdaja shouts, "Sasha no!" / end ID 1.

ID 2: Zebruh sits in a movie theater. he says, disgusted, "honestly can't believe they're making a Christmas movie called the Grincharov. they should just leave classics alone." /end ID.

text sources: fallcaeser, thefingerfuckingfema, and nega-torie on tumblr.]

🎵 it's beginning to look a lot like Iceland 🎶

happy holidays, folks! I hope Sasha was merciful to y'all!

[bonus ID: Sasha the Christmas tiger eats Zebruh. / end ID]

okay you cannot tell me that Zebruh would not be an overly cynical film critic on youtube.

[image description: Marsti is in a cafe with Chixie, who is holding a drink and looking burnt-out. Marsti proposes, "the purge but instead of killing for 24 hours, we get talk to customers the way they talk to us". they both grin. / end ID.]

mwaahaha they won't know what 'em!

I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.

(text source: bessette on tumblr)

Today was my birthday! My mom and I made and decorated my cake, so here's that!

Most of the day kinda sucked, though. And I didn't get to do much of what I wanted to do, which really wasn't much. But at least I made something I'm proud of.

His name is Alonzo, by the way.

i was so ready to be the one to translate the alternian, ive been reading and writing it for like 7 years, I've trained for this day etc etc 😤 only to find out they changed it for hiveswap and my beloved daedric alternian is nowhere to be found!!! kids these days with their newfangled non-copywrite-stricken Modern Alternian, i tell u what

I've been meaning to look into OG Alternian. But if you're interested in learning Hiveswap Alternian, the way I learned it was through the character select cards at the start of each volume in Friendsim. It had the characters' names written in both english and Alternian, and between all of them, I was able to find the symbols for every letter and the question mark. I also found the Alternian exclamation point and period from background posters and stuff.

Azdaja and Chahut's cards helped me the most. I can't look at their cards without remembering how they taught me the ABCs!

Well anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm! Maybe one day, I'll learn old Alternian and write something that you can translate! But for now, here's a cookie for your effort!

It took me a while to respond because I needed to wait for an opportunity to make some! My little brother wrote the message, in english, for convenience (it says "nice try" if you can't tell. that stuff is pretty hard to write with)!