[image Descriptions: The Condesce Addresses Kanaya, Rose, John, And Roxy, Saying, "hey Everyone, It's

very cursed

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bonus for talk like a pirate day:

[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.

ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]

ggrrr, argh.

[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]

[text sources: hyvel, deans-left-buttcheek, and hawlmuchalucha on tumblr]

in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.

So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.

In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.

In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.

Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?

ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.

THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.

HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.

I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai

[image description: a sprite edit of doc scratch, who usually has no face, now with a badly drawn angry face. he has thick downturned brows, tiny dots as eyes, a squiggly line as a nose, and a mostly vertical frown. I use this as my profile picture. / end ID.]

sometimes I see posts or messages from people with characters I know as their profile pics I'll keep thinking that the character is talking, and I wonder if anyone has that for me and my pfp? I hope boomer caillou doesn't make anyone feel too weird around me!

well anyway, happy belated disabled pride month! I meant to post this and a few more image descriptions in July to celebrate, but I fittingly got too sick to have the time and energy. this happened last year as well. very funny, mortal vessel >:(

I gave him a face!

“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…

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This is a really good source of charities and things like that. If y'all can't do anything else, do the daily clicks! It donates for you with ad revenue and you can more read about how that works on their site (at Arab.org, as seen above)!

verified ways to donate to gaza directly

Donate to a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical treatment, daily necessities or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified (full list here). Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go to gazafunds.com & donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)

masterlist of 200+ verified Palestinian families' GFMs: Operation Olive Branch

Help provide tents:

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)

@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)

Food:

Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. More details & proof in their gfm. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine on IG. (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

Water (*urgent and crucial!)

Gaza Municipality: The official Municipality of Gaza is doing vital, life-saving work to rebuild the water pipes in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza.

eSIMs (highly needed):

guide to buy & send esims to gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza: donate any amount to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).

Medical Aid:

Gaza Wound Care (urgent): Palestinian doctors in central Gaza treating injured/sick children & mothers in neglected displacement camps far from hospitals. Facing a severe shortage of medicines, equipment, and medical supplies. Currently raising funds to support their efforts to battle infectious diseases in refugee camps. (gfm) (paypal) (gogetfunding)

international charities: Palestine Red Crescent Society, Palestine Children's Relief Fund, Medical Aid for Palestinians

How to help if you can't donate:

Share & amplify Palestinian fundraisers in your irl & online circles

Organize or help to run an online/irl event to raise funds for Palestine

Boycott

Get involved with a protest/strike/direct action in your area

Contact your reps

Educate yourself & others both irl & online

Daily clicks on Arab.org

(you can even adopt 1 fundraiser campaign to regularly boost it & make materials promoting it online, or print posters/flyers about Palestinian fundraisers to encourage others to donate. (poster/graphic about gazafunds.com: here, flyers about esims: here, flyers about gazafamilyfunds: here)

(longer masterpost of all ways you can help)

updated 3/6/2024 with Gaza Wound Care & We Feed Gaza. I wanted to focus on Palestinian-run grassroots initiatives that will actually reach Gazans on the ground, so all of these except eSIMs, PCRF, MAP are by Palestinians. i have verified them but please feel free to do your own vets for your peace of mind.

Remember small donations really do add up. Any amount counts, even $1!

Well, I’m in!

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