Texts From Superheroes

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

Having one random ass character be the one human being would be hella funny, like give me Eowyn as Miranda Otto and have every other muppet exclaim her name in unison I beg you

He's my precious little boy, the star of my life, my own OC based around boxing announcers and cool guys on television who'd murder you for viewer retention, Mike

His full name is Mike R. Phone by the way

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

guys. im watching mha for the first time. froppy.. literally the cutest

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)