Having One Random Ass Character Be The One Human Being Would Be Hella Funny, Like Give Me Eowyn As Miranda

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

perfect headline. no notes

Guys I'm happy to say my gender is officially goofball.

Tag all your goofball friends :D

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

Oh boy we're in that time of the year when there are people out there on t-shirts but also people with big ass winter coats.

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

The Aftons be like

Also Jason Bourne I guess

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

Guys I just wanna be evil

I'm too busy tho :<