GUYS I'M COLORBLIND

Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

Well at least my first follower is honest about being a bot

Chat, Imma start anwsering all my no reply emails, get ready for some real disruprion of world order. Get ready to look out the window and see that shot from Fight Club (1999) with the exploding buildings.

It's gonna be wild I'm telling you

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.

Having one random ass character be the one human being would be hella funny, like give me Eowyn as Miranda Otto and have every other muppet exclaim her name in unison I beg you

Wait but who here in Spain charging 27$ for an assasination?

Asking fro a friend of course

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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For the love of god stop

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night