Sullyguille - I Have Something Silly To Say

happy Thursday the 20th

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

Chat, Imma start anwsering all my no reply emails, get ready for some real disruprion of world order. Get ready to look out the window and see that shot from Fight Club (1999) with the exploding buildings.

It's gonna be wild I'm telling you

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

compilation

perfect headline. no notes

The Aftons be like

Also Jason Bourne I guess

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right