Halloween Must Be Hell For Police. There Are Severed Body Parts Everywhere And They Keep Getting More

Yes, drink the Bubby

Day 1 of my self quarantine

I don't want to get out bed but I also really want tea. Not much has changed

Please sir, can I have some dopamine. I can't go on without it.

Christmas time is here, so do y'all peel you're candy canes before you eat then?

Daddy satan, can you braid my body hair?

"God I just want to go home and eat some sexy oreos"

-One sexy trilobite

I want to be free of this thing we call "responsibilities". Let me run barefoot, butt ass naked in the woods with a vodka stash so I may be free as the local cryptid I am meant to be.

You could say I am a bit of a state

To those of you who wad up toilet paper,

you got some serious and unchecked problems.

can we please adopt pirate aesthetics into mainstream fashion

i wanna dress like a pirate so bad

i want sexy noblemen shirts to be a thing for both men and women

i want to wear a nice ass frock coat everywhere i go

i want straps and buckles on everything

i want amazing leather boots to parade around in

i want nice big hats with feathers and swords and flintlock pistols to show off

i just want pirate aesthetics everywhere